This is a public service announcement, anybody sporting a “Movember” stache today is either Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck, Mr. Mills or a pedophile. In the event that you encounter somebody sporting a “Movember” stache immediately call the cops and then get their autograph to be safe…
ALSO DENIS IS WATCHING POUND: The Tumblr… any other webcomic artists want to contribute feel free!
So thanks to everybody that joined the I am ARG facebook group, we had a crazy surge in new members! I want to point a few other places you can follow I am ARG if you like. We’ve got a Google+ page you can follow me on Twitter at @IamARG and you can check out my Deviant Art Page which will be updated with some new works soon…
Have a great weekend Guys!
But what if I don’t want to shave my ‘stache and I’m not a pedophile?
Are you any of the above mentioned famous people? No? Then you’re a pedophile by association to a mustache. There’s no middle ground. Ever.
just because this comic is grayscale doesn’t mean my morals are…
what about a beard? I just have a beard all year long!!
beards get a pass…
Phew, in was starting to get worried for a second. Good to know I’m ok
Dude, that guy looks waaaaaay to much like my dad. Thanks for that image in my head…
I’m sorry to say this… but all that special time with dad… yeah…
What about ragestaches?
Ragestaches… are accepted under certain conditions:
1. You must be Mr Mills, and/or a member of the ‘Kills Things With Their Bare Hands’ Club, and/or
2. You must have an association with someone who is, or is the nearest approximation to, Chase Connors. And finally;
3. You must be as awesome and terrifying as Mr Mills. He is prominent enough to need a minimum of two points of condition.
those are fair rules.
holy jeez, you were successful in drawing a creepy ‘stache guy.
I try!
people who openly admit that and do that afterwards get the steel nosed workshoe of juistice from yours truly *flys away*
Justified justice boot!
i do believe my handlebar rages quite a bit. i have my fair share of fisticuffs and lumberjack suspenders as a result, so I think i’m safe.
do you play in a speed metal hunting band? do you have furs and antlers on your wall… congrats… you’re a man.
I hope I do not stand alone in thinking that creepy pedophile guy should be a frequently recurring character.
I can see great things
MR. MILLS! The Ragestache is one of my favorite Nerf This strips. Loved that you linked it. Also, I fully second that “creepy pedophile guy” should show up again. Seriously, he’s pretty marvelously herp-derp. His little creeper shuffle cracked me up.
Slightly OT, but have you seen the Pedobear scare in the news? Apparently law enforcement in New Mexico have seen the symbols cropping up a lot and are on the lookout for actual pedophiles whenever they see one. Crazy that a snarky internet joke/meme has supposedly (although it *could* potentially just be an urban legend/moral panic, who knows) turned into an actual “symbol” or slogan of sorts among real-life pedophiles. Yick.
…hold that thought. I think I just realized that this strip was probably a direct reference to the Pedobear scare, and now I really feel stupid. Think I’ll slink off and hide in a corner, now.
Naw you’re okay! I was actually trying to subtly make fun of epically creepy mustaches…
Lol. That’s what I thought when I first posted, then I looked more closely at it and started to think that your “public service announcement” was a veiled sarcastic reference to law enforcement getting all up in arms over Pedobear, especially since this was posted a day or two after that news was on the internet. Note to self: never over-analyze favorite webcomics while brain is fried on lack of sleep. Speaking of herp-derp. 😀
Hey, thanks for calling me a pedophile. ass. 😛
Fixed!
Is the pedophile jerking off?
No, never… Pedophiles would never do that…
You just made that first panel look even creepier… Congrats!
What is Movember? Like… Moustache-November?
I’m in the States and we do No-Shave November for Prostate Cancer Awareness, not sure if it’s similar.
heeey, you used the pic i use for a gravatar in your links! cool, anyway, ive only commented once before, but youre a funny dude!
I know this is a bit of a necro (as I’m reading the archive front-back) but that character that you have playing the pedo happens to look remarkably like the demolitions character from Atlantis: The Lost Empire (the animated movie) who is also a tad creepy, but not like the mole character who is outright creeps.
Awesome comic though, can’t stop reading haha