I’m Dumb… very dumb… I used to be good at math, when 2+2=4 was a thing… now not so much… but in all seriousness… how hard is it to say a year and a half… really…
Man, 2 psuedo pedo jokes in less than a week… I think I might back away from this one for a bit… how about more jokes about penises? that sound good? good!
Happy Tuesday!
I almost got scared when I saw his arms up in the last panel. Love it as usual!
Oh no, the arms are up!
And without rocketships!
You keep convincing me you’re just a horrible person.
I still love you.
it’s better than making a comic strip where I’m pretty much god… I have faults, one of em happens to be saying the wrong thing at the wrong time and not meaning it… makes for a better comic I think…
Algebra-
a = b
(a^2) = a.b
(a^2) – (b^2) = (a.b) – (b^2)
(a – b).(a +b) = b.(a-b)
therefore: a + b = b
(a + b = b) = (a + a = a) remember a = b
so: a + a = a
2a = a
2 = (a/a)
2 = 1
Problem??
yes, you’ve got letters mixed in with my numbers… please seperate them and try commenting again…
-2 = -2
4 – 6 = 1 – 3
4 – 6 + 9/4 = 1 – 3 + 9/4
(2 – 3/2)^2 = (1 – 3/2)^2
2 – 3/2 = 1 – 3/2
2 = 1
I see you divided by zero, you better not have broken the comic because of it
There’s not a zero in there. I specifically avoided division by zero, because it’s the most used trick in false proofs.
Yes, the constant pedophile jokes are causing questions to be raised. And you’ve mentioned the overuse of the phallus. Without overstepping my bounds; I would to request a comic on how your mother is doing. Please forgive me if this is too personal, and I fear something may have happened to her, making this question even more personal or touchy.
Excuse my rhetoric, but I wish not to offend.
Sincerely,
Lazy Dalek
Me Ma is fine. she’s just wondering what happened… she raised me well and then something just snapped…
Excellent… About your mother that is. The snap has been evident for some time. lol
I am excellent at math and I completely agree with you.
Huh, no reply area on the post that I want to reply to.
Just because a^2 = b^2, it doesn’t necessarily mean that a = b.
It could be that a=-b, and that’s the swifty you pulled here.
Also, in response to the strip, “eighteen months” is 2 fewer syllables than “a year and a half”, so there’s that.
LOL, my thoughts exactly. If I have kids I’ll never do that…unless that’s a requirement for passing kid certification. Love the expression in panel 2.
Thanks a lot! I just laughed like a lunatic at my computer screen. Now everyone at work thinks I’m (even more of a) nut!
Speaking of a blurry line of legality. My friends and I play a game, “12 or hot”. It’s a game where you’re hanging out with your friends in public and you see someone wearing skimpy outfits from a distance and you guess whether they’re 12 or hot. 99.99% of the time you get it right, but holy hell there’s that .01% time where you’re wrong and you just feel like a scum bag.
First the Movemberstache comic, then letting your (girlfriend?) wear pajamas, and now this. Are you trying to tell us something? xD
Joking of course, great comic as always xD
Is it wrong that after reading the comic title and the words “math” and “denominations” that I was expecting a clever punchline about denominators? Still enjoyed it though.
“You got yourself one of those child things”
i have to start saying that every chance i can.
Ah, no, I see your problem. You forgot to carry the one. See, you just move it over there and *poof* now you’re not a pedophile.
Also, “Woot! She’s legal!” is always the right thing to say about another man’s daughter. Tune in to I Am Arg for more of Andrew’s Guide to Gentlemanly Etiquette.
I agree, it’s one of my peeves when people don’t state numbers in common notation. Right up there with people who think that “Mixed Numbers” are a thing.
I’ve discovered I studied and understood math differently from most people, because I learned most things before they were taught in school. Exploratory mathematics and rote mathematics are very different beasts, so sometimes it’s hard for me to explain things to people because it’s simple to me. Also, I never memorized my multiplication tables because I just LEARNED TO FUCKING MULTIPLY… and fuck the US school system for the rest of that rant.
I’m pretty good at mathing, but I’ve never really done anything with it. I occasionally do random calc and trig problems to keep it up, but sometimes I wonder why (except that I hate losing skills)
I think you forgot a word in the bottom of the first panel. I hear this happens to pedophiles all the time… PS love your comic.
HAHAHA ironic that my calculus final is today! thanks for this, made my day.
almost more ironic that i just failed that tremendously
This seriously bugs me! Now being a parent, I still hate when people use months versus, a year and a half or what not. I had someone use 38months to describe age of a child before.
OH SHIT YOUR ARMS ARE DOING IT AGAIN!
No! Your arms! Be careful! Remember what happened last time. It’s not worth it…
Haha! I swear if they ever did an anatomical chart to try and understand your facial muscles it would have more sections pulleys levers and slides than in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory:P
There seems to be a lot of commotion about your arms!
Using months as a toddler’s age is fine.. until they turn 2 years old. Then stop using months. I don’t go around saying that I’m 418 months old. (you do the math… lol)
That’s silly. 2+2=22. Everyone should know that.
I found this EPICALLY hilarious, thank you
haha i suck at math too, only can use basic