So I’m actually intrigued by Assassin’s creed 3. An AC Game set in the american revolution? That sounds pretty cool to me. I just hope it’s handled well…
NES demake of Mega Man legends??? FUCK YEAH!
COMMENTERS! Make up your own Assassin’s Creed game. To start it off here’s one.
Assassins’ Creed – Set in Scranton, Pennsylvania the setting for the adorable office comedy The OFFICE, you get your very own Creed Bratton to follow you around on your adventures. Unfortunately they are dull because it’s Scranton. You play as the Scranton Strangler. Final boss battle is your trial.
Assassin’s Creed – Winnipeg. Drink icy drinks in icy weather, watch some good hockey, try curling, and then cause this http://winnipegcat.blogspot.com/2012/02/february-29th-2012.html
Assassin’s Breed. Yeah…. Sorry bout that one….
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my brain hurts, I hate you all.
Just Necro trolling, but I think you’re all in the clear… not a single one of you replaced a number with a letter. you replaced letters with numbers.
so many possibilities…
the Internet Trolling edition: Character Assassin’s Creed
the Bayou edition: Assassin’s Crawdad
the teenage girl edition: A SASSY in’s Creed
just remember: If when you assume you make an ass of u and me, what happens when you’re an ass-ass-in?
Assassin’s creed bakers edition.
learn the deadly arts from the head of the bakers dozen.
also i want to cry for that MML video, its beautiful. (‘:
Assassin’s Weed: Dutch edition. Lounge around all day high. Have great adventures (think Pick of Destiny’s Bigfoot scene)
hmm not much would change, cause thats the funnest game to play stoned anyways!!
Except there will be tacos
Assassin’s Teed: Golfing Edition.
Bring down your opponents by trying to bean them in the head at 300+ yards.
Assassins Steed: Play as Oats-zio in this equestrian adventure.
(Yeah… someone talked me into watching MLP:FiM. I feel like Jeff Goldblum in the Fly, or more like Horsefly.)
Anyway, I’d like to see what they’ll do in AC3. Are they going to go for the obvious marks, or try for originality in making young America look bad. Perhaps they’ll even use some facts.
As ass in screed: As Usenet-era flamer EZIO (named after a super-secret UNIX error code), you must drive people you disagree with off alt.fan.altair with your obnoxious rants.
Assassin’s Speed: You must travel from city to city, murdering bombs on busses. Includes the hit minigame ‘Keanuface’.
Assassins Cried.
A soap opera about assassins.
Call Lifetime.
Assassin’s peed- show the world your deadly aim!
Assassins/Creed – Hunt down and assassinate the members of Creed for crimes against rock. The DLC sequel is Assassins/Creed – Revenge of Nickelback.
(It should be said that I actually like Creed AND Nickelback, but it is super enjoyable to make fun of them anyway.)
The demake is awesome… I’m one of the few people who like MM64/MML I know, so a de-make is just awesome.
I’d love to see a full game kinda made like that… overworld levels akin to LoZ and I’d cry happy tears~
Assassin’s Creed: Dance Dance Revolution Edition.
Glee’s new episode on video games. assassin’s gleed.
oh or the new themed porn assassin’s breed
Assassins’ Deed – an intense real estate simulation where you play as Eh Zero Auditor-y a lazy, womanizing, real estate agent who is at the brink of bankruptcy due to a rival agency ruining his families good name
Assassins Freed. Its actually just an expansion for AC3. You murder your way up to convince Lincoln to set the blacks free. Also, first black relative for our protagonist. Bonus DLC for stopping John Wilkes Booth
I can’t believe this hasn’t been said yet…
Assassin’s Bleed. Join young Ezia as she learns about what it is to become a woman.
+1 for the Win!
As enigmatic dentist you take care of the brotherhood so they can take a bite out of those templars – Assassins Teeth
Assassins Bleed – Milking two cashcows at once: Vampire Assassins
Please Marlon Brando don’t let them make american propaganda, please Marlon Brando don’t let them make american propaganda, please Marlon Brando don’t let them make american propaganda…
Seriously… Right?
Why does this look so like target marketing? Oh yeah, it is.
I see what (most of) ya’ll did thar. Well I can rhyme too. =P
Assassin’s Feed – Run your own farm! Buy crops… and sell them! Buy livestock… and sell them! Trade with your friends! Yes, It’s farmville.
Assassin’s Greed – Start your own corporation, and lie, cheat, and embezzle your way to the top, where you can gouge prices and buy politicians, and eventually rule the world! Along the way, hire assassins to harass your opposition: Abstergo.
Assassin’s Mead – Open a meadery and give all dem fine nords a drink! But watch out for Maven Blackbriar; she’s a crafty one. Battles with the DB sold separately.
Assassin’s Need – You run a soup kitchen, but all is not as it seems. This institution is actually a front for a… a… another soup kitchen? Wait, no. Ah! It’s a front for a faceless charitable organization with a shadowy, unseen-and-only-hinted-at, omniscient controlling board of powerful people from various backgrounds working to… send food to hungry people in Africa! Those rapscallions! Reprobates! Delinquents! Evildoers! Other deplorable nouns! They must be stopped at all costs to save the food for the needy in AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! (Please take no offense anyone. I shouldn’t need to say anything here, but here is still the internet and the internet… is the internet.)
Assassin’s Keyed – Estyo Awtitaury walk to the curb one day and finds… a scratch on his car! Some bastard must have keyed it! A massively epic murder-mystery ensues spanning five! epic cities, with 1,000 nearly invisible collectible clues in each.
Assassin’s Treed – Eshyo Autydore is an environmentalist, but those evil oil companies are trying to pour oil in his favorite forest! They must be stopped at any cost.
Assassin’s Reed – A music simulator; learn to play oboe, clarinet, bassoon and saxophone as Assyboe Auditory. If you can defeat the Templars with the power of music from all four instruments, you unlock a secret fifth instrument. (hint: bagpipes)
Assassin’s Seed – Essytoe Aodutory is a gardener, but his garden is being invaded by evil zombie templars! Plant a wide variety of sentient plants to defend your customer’s lawn! Yeah, its plants vs. zombies. What do you expect? I’m not really trying all that hard here…
I think that’s enough. I apologize if this ruins other people’s fun, but removing the more obvious ones first leaves rooms for funnier, more creative ones. I know none of these are very good, but whatever. I didn’t comment on the last few comics, so I had to make up for it in word count.
Also,
Assassin’s Cre-Oh Wait You’re No Assassin You Kill Dozens of Guards In Broad Daylight to Take Out a Mark.
Yeah, I wish there were more missions you had to stay hidden for. It’s getting better, but not assassiny enough for me. What’s worse, with the crossbow many missions are made laughably easy to do undetected. It’s cool and all, but way too OP.
Assassin’s Creek- Two High School Assassins with no real problems mope around and pretend that they don’t love each other.
BTW Arg: I wish you and Lynn the best. Congrats on hooking the Big Fish!
Wait what? Did i miss something? 0.0
It sounds cool to you… well, get involved in the military history/reenactment of that era, get some reputation in that subculture, and by the time you have to explain how and why is this game bullshit to the 50th guy who believes almost everything from it, it won’t sound that cool. As an armourer, I learned to fucking hate the whole series in the last few years.
To be a bit more positive, this strip was the second time I enjoyed something related to AC (not counting the innumerable times I enjoy the blessings of alternating current), the first being Woodkid’s Iron.
Amen to that.
Assassins lead – KILL your way into political power
Alsatian’s Creed.
Lead your pack of stray dogs around the city. Take over territory by peeing on every street light, tree, bush, car, cat, person, whatever. Battle it out with other dogs for supremacy.
That last one sounds like an iOS game.
Assassin’s Crib: Train your baby assassin by little minigames, feeding him at the right time, and make it combat your friend’s assassin babies in this tamagotchi-like sim game!
Assassin’s Leed – Taking place during a rock music festival, you must press colored buttons on an oversized plastic chunk in a rythm roughly equivalent to the song you wish you could actually play. Occasional Versus songs take place against real foreign bands(Easy Mode lets you swap them out with the non-studio Dragonforce), with the losers being removed from the premises by drunken fans. An unwinnable final boss fight places you against Sonata Arctica.
Assassin’s sims!!! Sims that can get dress as assassins and work as assassins
Also, I wonder if they look forward to make an assassin’s creed game with zombies