Ah the Phallsaurus. A secret of my Dick joke writting…
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Wow… A phallsarus maximus!
Also first 😀
We all thought they were extinct but I found one!
My word! All this dick related wordplay is rather silly, and that phallsaurus sure seems hungry!
he has an insatiable appetite for penis puns!
That, is a classy joke.
Look at that monocle.
Class.
Reminds me of my friend, Bigus Dickus.
Ha! I didnt even see the monocle. Sharp eye
I debated with giving him a top hat…
Yes, but then you would be short one weiner
Yes! You did it! I was there when you made that joke! Fantastic work! XD
Indeed! It was just too good to not do up.
I voted for you 😀
It’s such a close race! good lick!
LUCK! good LUCK! o.o my god that was bad.
lol, I know what you truly mean…
He truly meant good lick.
should the phallsaurus be more feared than a group of phallusoraptors?
yes. because phallusoraptors are not as cunning as the mighty Phallsaurus. plus Phallusoraptors are just dicks.
Indubitably Phallsaurus.
*passes you a top hat and monocle*
Good sir, you should always insure you are wearing the proper attire when embracing the effusive language of gentlemanly conduct.
He has a monocle… I left the top hat out intentionally.
You know what would be awesome? A phallsaurus wallpaper, that’s what.
I’m working on something special…
Ah of course, the phallusaurus, of the genus “erectus penii”. I should have known… 🙂
Classy friend you got there. Not proud of this but wondering how the digestion works with those on its head.
it’s a mystery even to him.
Is Phallsarus available for parties?
Damn it *Phallsaurus
he’s not some amusement freakshow. He’s an academic!
That monocle rocks my socks off!
You should keep a better handle of your socks. Might I recommend http://www.sockdreams.com/products/sock-garters
Woa, you have totally outdone yourself with that phallsaurus! So classy, yet such a pervert. You should consider a dinosaur spin off story arc, hee hee.
I already have…
pterodicktle
dicklodocus
stegochodus… geez dick puns are addicting. is there some kind of 12 step program to help me control mine?
I was also wondering if the phallsaurus prey would be vaginal equivalents or not… the pinaclitaurus? hmmm…
Hah, When you did the bludgen-co strip, my gf commented that she’s surprised you didn’t make it the Dildo-bat from Saint’s Row 3 and called the company TallyWhacker: Where we count the beats.
But yeah, now you have a dino that goes along with all the others in ‘net history, and someday, someone will make an awesome collage…
I love the monocle a fine touch!
COOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love it!! too funny 🙂
Tallywacker just sounds too British for us dumb Americans… just stick to dicks please.
That sentence above doesn’t seem right for some reason… <_<
Next you should have a pecker peeler.
Does he have a monacle?!? That’s so cool