You could always use it to cut your tofu.
I had a vegan roomate for a while and he always cooked the awesomest smelling food.
Here’s a little news for anybody who contributed to the pre-order for the I am ARG volume 1 pre-order. I’ve sent out an email to all of you with some basic instructions to make sure your order is ready to ship once the books come in. So please check your email you used to pre-order. Thanks!
Meat carvers are also really excellent at cutting through craft foam. So maybe that guy is a vegan larper and will be really excited to make boffer weapons now!
Isn’t Tofu and Craft foam the same damn thing in terms of taste?
I like how they’re the only two people at the vegan cookoff.
To be honest, a vegan cook-off seems like an oxymoron.
But then again I’m almost strictly carnivorous, so I have no idea what they do.
Aside from slowly starving to death.
Well this is awkward. That next button has stopped working and I don’t know how long until it works again when it stops. Updates. I don’t think it matters though as I am willing to wait at least a year for another of your witty and intelligent jokes about the human phallus. Also, why do you want my email? If you are checking for signs of intelligent life couldn’t you just use that thing that gives us the really messed up words?
The next button will work again in 48 hours, and then 48 hours after that, and then 72 hours after that. Then back to the 48 hours thing. Its really confusing how it wont work at the same time everytime.
I’m sure I could find some use for it on my former, now deliciously cooked, domesticated farmyard friends.
EAT MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This may be the biggest turnout for a vegan cookoff in recorded history.
Woow uWoowww! (trumpet noise in cartoon when a failure has occurred)
I didn’t get the email on the preorder thing. Unless you are referring to the ones sent out eons ago.
Also good for cutting celery. 🙂