We’ve found the perfect cast and the perfect director! Now it’s time to start filming!
If was an exhaustive casting process. We went through many potential ARG’s and Lynns. But Ultimately Christina Hendricks and John Hamm won the parts!
Also here’s the Phallicized version, if you’re so inclined. I shouldn’t have to say that it’s NSFW.
Taking the male stripper angle further I love it. Now all we need a vampire, but for penis.
A vampire penis?
Bitten by a vampire, this penis takes revenge hunting down the ones who transformed it into this monster. Its a porn I’ve been writing, very erotic stuff I assure you.
I was only able to read your comments in steve buscemi’s voice.
I would totally see that movie is Paul Rudd was in it! <3 Not sure who I liked for Lynn though.
Kate beckinsale and christina hendricks were my favs. Though I wouldn’t kick scarlett johannson out of the role.
The Hamm-er would have to have the same eyes too.
I could totally see Kate Beckinsale in Lynn’s battle armor!!!
Awwwww Kate Beckinsale
yeah… she was pretty cute in Serendipity
Christine Hendricks? Now you’ve turned ARG into wank worthy material. Excellent choice my friend!
It wasn’t before?
What, just because your comics were somewhat on the phallic side, they concluded that it was porn? What is this, Oglaf?
Christina Hendricks may be built more like me, but Michelle Trachtenburg still looks more like me.
in other words I’m a very lucky guy…
I have found my cosplay character this year!
Youre fiance looks like Michelle Trachtenburg and built like Christina Hendricks and you get to draw an insanely popular comic and do commissions… this is why so many people i know are unhappy and bitter. Some lucky son of a gun soaked up all the “joys in life” and forgot to leave some for the rest of us lol 😛 youre an inspiration to us all <3
I draw and insanely popular comic? I didn’t know I started work on Penny arcade?
Is your hand raised in the last panel ’cause you’re about to pimp slap that guy?
using it to brace myself.
What do you do when no one is around to hold them?
Christina Hendricks, huh?….
I hope it’s in 3D! XD
I AM ARG! isn’t a porno? WTF? I’ve wasted my time here then 😉
Not gonna lie, it didn’t register that the blur was your penis until I read the bubble about porno…completely thought it was your intestines and was grossed out. Ha ha ha.
Today I learned that Wachowski Brothers hasn’t plural for a while. That’s pretty cool.
Jon Hamm and Christina Hendricks…… this pleases me.