One of the great things about being self employed is you never have to worry about sexual harassment in the workplace.
I once worked at a place where I was constantly sexually harassed by the only person I could report sexual harassment too.
How was everybody’s Halloween? Tell me in the comments what you dressed up as? even if all you did was wear a tiara.
Same here, the hottest woman in the whole place was Human resources… And she teased people too. Devil woman
Yeah, our human resources was a short stout and boisterous scottish lady. it was uncomfortable.
Sounds like a Green Wing reference.
A janitor, mop and all. and for this weekends parties i will be the doctor
Right……… self-employed!!
Since I’m only self employed half the time, does that mean I can only love my boss half the time too? Well things will be awkward at work now…. As for halloween, 2 parties, 2 costumes. 1920’s flapper and little red riding hood.
I literally just wore a tiara. No joke.
I was a necromancer…..2 of my friends showed up as Zombies,turned out quite well. Scared the hell out of many small kids AND their parents,was an entertaining night
… I should really start working in HR…
As for Halloween, I went as a clinically depressed pumpkin. I carve myself to see if I still feel.
Crazy Dave from Plants vs Zombies and for the people that didn’t understand my terracotta pot in hand and saucepan on my head…I was a pothead.
I was the March Hare, which I wore to work. My boss told me a wonderful story about how he went to the Playboy Bunny Club in his 20’s … (he’s like 70 something.. awkward super awkward) Just so you know I was completely covered and had a sports coat on not really vibing playboy bunny except for the tail.
I was self-employed once. Worst boss I ever had. Total hard-ass about everything. :/
…I went to a PTA meeting just before Halloween with an “I teach your kids to play Dungeons and Dragons” shirt on, does that count? Some of the mothers looked absolutely terrified.
Also pulled out an old werewolf getup for handing out candy to the trick-or-treaters.
I was staying at home playing video games.
Why is my face a woman? I AM NOT A WOMAN.
HA!
You can be the woman tonight I got a wig right here just close your eyes and go to your happy place
Im actually a dog. But no one on the internet knows. … Licking balls is great.
I went as a pirate! Many people said it was a good look for me… Even an old man… Deaugh
I was also a pirate!! but only cause I had the pieces lying around from various shows and plays I have put together.
Original plan was for me and two other to be the three fairies from Sleeping Beauty (we are in a costuming program, so the sewing is kinda expected), but due to schoolwork we couldn’t get em done 🙁 now I do have 3 ginormous hoop skirts though…
Can you sue yourself for sexual harassment?
Arg, stop sexually harassing yourself.
For Halloween I dressed as myself! Very few people seemed to know who I was, I guess I’m not as famous as I thought…..
I’ve never been sexually harrassed at work. Which is a good thing as I’ve always worked with other blokes
For Halloween I pretended to be a grown-up! I went to work, sat in traffic, complained about work, cooked and ate a shitty dinner, walked the dogs, and went to bed.
Next year, I think I’m gonna be a slutty nurse instead.
I’ll have to agree with this strip. You can direct to handel the erect…
OK, I’m on my third cocktail tonight. YOU finish that line! 😛
I had to work security at the gates for Halloween. My employer made me wear a Munchkin Guard coat, hat, and a big, fake mustache. I work at a place called Emerald Beach.
Oh how I wish. Well put, sir.
LOL.