I AM ARG!

Discussion (36) ¬

1. 
   VileTerror

   January 2, 2013 at 12:57 am | # | Reply

   Twenty bucks says he doesn’t make it to Friday.

   • 
     Shadowsamurai

     January 2, 2013 at 5:20 am | # | Reply

     You’re on.
   • 
     52pickup

     January 2, 2013 at 6:34 pm | # | Reply

     I’ll take you up on that one.
   • 
     Shadowsamurai

     January 7, 2013 at 1:36 am | # | Reply

     Pay up. He made it until monday.
2. 
   Ennio

   January 2, 2013 at 12:58 am | # | Reply

   NO! please! I can’t live without them. Oh well, let’s face it, there’s probably a hidden dick joke here

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     Andrew Giarrusso

     January 4, 2013 at 8:01 pm | # | Reply

     Well, he does say HARD in this comic STRIP.
3. 
   Dubdee

   January 2, 2013 at 1:35 am | # | Reply

   I give it about 3 hours.
4. 
   Anthony

   January 2, 2013 at 1:44 am | # | Reply

   So that lasted negative one frame or does the just as ‘hard’ not count?

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     randumbdave

     January 2, 2013 at 2:07 am | # | Reply

     I don’t think he means innuendo, only outright jokes about penises. Let’s face it, when the ARG drops a dick joke, he ain’t all that subtle about it.

     So the court’s ruling is: Innuendo is a go, straight dick jokes are a no.
5. 
   John

   January 2, 2013 at 1:58 am | # | Reply

   10 minutes>!
6. 
   arjay2813

   January 2, 2013 at 2:22 am | # | Reply

   i think the “year without dickjokes” panel is a joke, thus, broken in just 1 image. wayt o go Arg!
7. 
   Leesja

   January 2, 2013 at 3:46 am | # | Reply

   Only a few days into 2013 and already the stakes are high
8. 
   David

   January 2, 2013 at 4:16 am | # | Reply

   Why must you lead us astray with your phallusies, ARG? Don’t be a dick about this, man!

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     David

     January 2, 2013 at 4:16 am | # | Reply

     😀
9. 
   Lewicki

   January 2, 2013 at 5:09 am | # | Reply

   Dicklike…er, I mean, dislike. If this happens, your career will end up like that famous comedian that was popular in the 90’s until he quit drugs. You know who. Yeah, that guy. It always the guys that OD that are remembered. So just OD on D and it’ll all be good.
10. 
    Schmuck Man

    January 2, 2013 at 8:39 am | # | Reply

    It is going to be a long, hard year.
11. 
    Grinner

    January 2, 2013 at 9:02 am | # | Reply

    Game on candy-man.

    I’ve made my resolution to not start the “Penis” game in a fire escape when our office does fire alarm evacuations.

    Apparently “Upper Management” finds it “uncouth” for participation to be a requirement for me to let you leave your floor during the alarm (they made me a floor captain… THE FOOLS)
12. 
    Smartaleck555

    January 2, 2013 at 11:56 am | # | Reply

    I have a distinct feeling this won’t last long…!
13. 
    Jack

    January 2, 2013 at 11:56 am | # | Reply

    I literally gasped. Which in itself was pretty surprising.
14. 
    Kasa

    January 2, 2013 at 12:01 pm | # | Reply

    Without dick jokes, how will this comic ever stay afloat?!
    :O
15. 
    Mike

    January 2, 2013 at 1:39 pm | # | Reply

    Now that’s crazy talk!! Cheers!
16. 
    n3ox15

    January 2, 2013 at 2:25 pm | # | Reply

    NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also,while this notion of a dick-jokeless I AM ARG will soon be forgotten as any new year resolution,it is still quite shoking and as such,until th peni return i shall hold my breathe…starting NOW! (realizes that as an android,breathing is redundant)
17. 
    Jibow

    January 2, 2013 at 3:10 pm | # | Reply

    There has to be a dick joke somewhere in this comic.
18. 
    ThinMan

    January 2, 2013 at 4:08 pm | # | Reply

    If you squint, in panel 2 Arg’s nose and eyeballs look vaguely like a flacid dork that got shorn off at the top.

    So, he made it precisely one panel before he fell off the wagon….although in retrospect, a disfigured root may not really constitute a “joke.” Matter of pesonal taste, I suppose.
19. 
    52pickup

    January 2, 2013 at 6:35 pm | # | Reply

    I give him 3 maybe 4 days tops
20. 
    RTgrl

    January 2, 2013 at 9:57 pm | # | Reply

    Cool, I will help you write non-dick jokes-

    What do you call a guy whose full name is Richard?
    Rick.
21. 
    Brenay

    January 3, 2013 at 1:03 am | # | Reply

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22. 
    TecXero

    January 3, 2013 at 4:37 am | # | Reply

    No! How terrible. Should do the opposite, more dick jokes!
23. 
    kouk

    January 3, 2013 at 6:15 am | # | Reply

    Good luck.
24. 
    Koriar

    January 3, 2013 at 8:14 am | # | Reply

    Heh, “gotta be something just as hard.”

    Penis.
25. 
    Indy

    January 3, 2013 at 8:21 am | # | Reply

    How could you do this to us, your fans? 😮
    We demand more dicks! uhm… that might have cum out wrong…
26. 
    R.B.

    January 3, 2013 at 11:27 am | # | Reply

    So, is this a subtle way of telling us you’re going on a year long hiatus?
27. 
    Bill Murphy

    January 3, 2013 at 11:41 am | # | Reply

    No Dick jokes? But Penis sounds soo formal…
28. 
    Lazy Dalek

    January 3, 2013 at 5:06 pm | # | Reply

    Damn Mayans.
29. 
    Mike Schwirian

    January 3, 2013 at 11:05 pm | # | Reply

    If it lasts longer than 4 hours you should consult a doctor.
30. 
    Nemo

    January 6, 2013 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!