I AM ARG!

Discussion (19) ¬

1. 
   Wolfgod

   January 4, 2013 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

   That’s 1 comic without a dick joke.

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     Michael

     January 4, 2013 at 1:55 am | # | Reply

     False, his brain was being a dick.

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       Wolfgod

       January 4, 2013 at 4:42 am | # | Reply

       But it wasn’t a physical penis, although people do say we men think
       with our penis’ so…
     • 
       Decryptist

       January 6, 2013 at 1:06 am | # | Reply

       Mightiest of high-fives to you.
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     A.L

     January 4, 2013 at 9:03 am | # | Reply

     Are we actually going to count how many comics he lasts until he breaks his resolution?

     If we are, we should instead do it by the panel. That way, ARG will reach double digits!

     Grats on the job though!
2. 
   BK

   January 4, 2013 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

   Good luck buddy
3. 
   David

   January 4, 2013 at 3:28 am | # | Reply

   You’ll be fine. Just remember, in most office environments, it is recommended to wear pants as well as a shirt.

   No worries ARG. Congratulations, and all the best to you!
4. 
   rodlane

   January 4, 2013 at 6:20 am | # | Reply

   Congrats! Well done. Always good to know that somebody thinks you
   have something to give!
5. 
   Goriath

   January 4, 2013 at 7:54 am | # | Reply

   I don’t usually post, but congratulations! I hope it goes well for you!
6. 
   Schmuck Man

   January 4, 2013 at 9:31 am | # | Reply

   You’ll do great as long as you’re confident in your own abilities.

   I got nothing in terms of office politics advice, sorry.
7. 
   Marty

   January 4, 2013 at 12:49 pm | # | Reply

   Working is like playing Dwarf Fortress. You’re going to get fired. The fun is finding out how, this time. Accidentally hit on the boss’s daughter? Unknowingly violate company policy? Bitch about work on your facebook page, after friending your boss? What will it be this time?
8. 
   BK

   January 4, 2013 at 1:21 pm | # | Reply

   Good luck!
9. 
   Indy

   January 4, 2013 at 3:37 pm | # | Reply

   Congrats on the new job!
10. 
    Bill Murphy

    January 5, 2013 at 9:53 am | # | Reply

    Oh my god. This is too close to reality. I know someone who is going through this exact thing.
    Congratulations on your new job. And best of luck! 😀
11. 
    FormOf_SomeGuy

    January 5, 2013 at 1:45 pm | # | Reply

    Part of me is surprised you aren’t naked in that shower. Part of me – no, pretty much ALL of me is surprised. Congratulations on sticking to your resolution so far, and good luck on the job!
12. 
    Smartaleck555

    January 5, 2013 at 1:54 pm | # | Reply

    You do realise that getting a new job means you have to be a responsible human being?
    Man, that’s a scary thought! 😉
13. 
    Saeed

    January 5, 2013 at 4:02 pm | # | Reply

    Good luck!
14. 
    Nemo

    January 6, 2013 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    That’s always the hardest part of a job, and they never tell you that!
15. 
    HeatherJ

    January 6, 2013 at 2:11 pm | # | Reply

    A toast to not being on fire! …wait, wrong comic.