Thanks to an episode of the X-Files, I have an immense fear of dying on the toilet… shitty way to go…
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Dying on the Toilet isnt the worst that could happen. Your bowels will emergency evacuate anyway, so i would say being already on the toilet beats shitting your pants after being dead!
Didn’t Elvis die on the toilet? At least you’d be in good company!
I don’t want to spoil anything but isn’t it “A Song of Ice and Fire” refrence? ^_^
Last words: Oh, shit!
That would be a shitty way to go.
It could be worse – it could be in a public restroom.
Found face down on that filthy floor…
Nooo.. What a shitty way to finish a two day long catching up from the start reading session! Was fun anyhow!
…also, cockroaches.
At least it’s not death by “encounter” with large muscular prison inmate.
I don’t think an encounter with a Large Muscular Prison Inmate can kill you. You just lose half your cigarettes and reappear at the last Prisonmon Center you visited.
Fun Fact: That’s how Elvis died, straining from constant constipation from a Megacolon. It’s a sad but real problem.
Now that I think about it, a lot of guys died on or in the vacinity of a toilet thruout the series. The most grusum was the poor bastard who who shared a porta potty with a chupachabre and was then promptly eaten alive by mold. There was the captin on the aging ship that drownd in a fooded bathroom; there was the sanitation worker that barfed up a toilet monster’s larva in his bathroom before diying of internal hemoraging; an old cripple in florda that was disolved on the John by an exotic sea worm; the african travler who got the black sucked out of him on a plane toilet; the agents who were fried in an airport restroom by a black oil puppet; I think Scully’s sister was shot in her bathroom; Tooms should get a mention for attempting to break and enter into a house via toilet…can anyone eles think of any?
It might be a spoiler(last episode of season 4 is coming this week)… but Tywin Lannister.
I want my last words to be: “Hey, baby, can I motorboat those funbags?”