UPDATE: Due to some unforseen personal things monday’s comic will be up on wednesday. Thanks for the patience.
You never know what a goblin’s got hiding. Always check the butt.
This weekend I’ll be at the TAAFI Maarket in downtown Toronto. It’s a massive animation festival and there’ll be a ton of awesome guests! I’ll be there with both of my books and a bunch of prints so come by and say hello!
My Star Wars RPG gamemaster started giving dark side points for looting bodies unless we desperately needed something – a keycard or something. Otherwise, it didn’t seem like a Jedi appropriate behavior.
Then again, I imagine the lightsaber might be considered a large, powerful, and misplaced phallus by some; and totally appropriate for use checking the butt for loot.
Wouldn’t a lightsaber fry anything in the butt worth looting?
I believe the check is DungeonRearing.
haha niiiiice
Dungeoneering? Sounds like something you can get a degree in at college! 🙂
That’d explain how lizards can have random items and gold and shit.
Last time we captured a goblin, we ended up making him part of the party. He didn’t really have much of a choice since I had just thrown three of his friends into a fire trap. Winchester is now a beloved part of our group.
Last time I played we had a pure evil Nome player who I kept on wining reflex checks each time he tired to injure me.
I have never seen such a pitiful looking goblin.
And now you know how RPG enemies can carry a sword, 56 gil and a health potion.
ok ok. I am doing my first Roll Playing game and I don’t know how many points my GM, the All Powerful Kuro will award for this, but last game, my character was attacked by an undead goblin. The goblin was unarmed and almost dead so it charged at me flailing it’s arms. Thanks to yet another crappy roll, it nailed me in the balls. Well after I had a critical hit two turns later (being stunned for a turn), I jammed my weapon right behind his jaw and killed him. After the game was done, we had to run from more undead goblins who were arriving. I added “XX staggered a few steps, readjusted his balls and ran off with XY” Hope that gets bonus points….
As for your choice of costume Arg, Oh dear Arg, I would like to say that lady’s bra armour really suits you. you should dress up in it for your next RP match.
And I love the little Goblin’s terrified look in the last panel… priceless