I still have so much to learn about this world. It’s kinda overwhelming.
I want to thank everybody that stopped by my booth at FanExpo this past weekend. You guys seriously made it an awesome time. I was starting to feel a bit sad and hermity. Getting out and having some great conversations about nerd stuffs was just the thing I needed. Also, I apologize if I came off as a bit loopy. There wasn’t a night that weekend I went to bed before 4:30am. FanExpo be crazy for late night comic talking. An extra special thanks goes out to both Justin Boyd of Invisible Bread and Paul Westover of College Humor and Woody After Hours for helping me out at the booth this past weekend.
He has pupils and no hat….. sorry but I don’t see much resemblance.
ARG gets it from his moms side…
Beard too?
Wow, I learn so many amazing things every day! What a world!
So many mysteries to explore!
For ultimate dad-level trolling, he could have continued:
“…at high speed, in rapid succession. Prepare a baseball glove, kevlar body armour, and a mattress.”
it’s like a gattling gun.
Battles used to be fought this way, launching future warriors behind enemy lines.
Have you seen that Doctor Who episode? It’s a good one.
Which is that one? I wanna see!
“Yep, boy, you got one of those ladies with the hypervelocity child bearin’ hips. I suggest you get her out on the water. Now, a lake ought to do, but if you get out into the North Atlantic, you should be able to stop them before they hit Sweden. What you’re going to want to do is get a steel mesh cargo net, position your beloved in about three feet of water offshore, and point her east. You, meanwhile, should be in international waters, because this is technically illegal in North America. You’ll need a boat rated for at least marlin fishing, because they’ll be moving at about 150 miles per hour each. But once you’ve got them in the net, you should be just fine if you get them out of the water within 15 seconds of contact with the net.”
In the second panel, I read the first few words with FLARE
But then, I realized that all I learned about sex I learned from Berry White.
Between this and the spoilers comic I’m starting to think you’re hinting at something
I must say, Papa ARG! cuts a manly jib there.
Never too old to learn anything even if it’s new.