So today’s comic has a special guest appearance from a reader William! William was one of the gracious few that helped make ARG Volume 2 happen! Thanks William!
The best poop is when a single wipe will clean your whole ass anyways. You know, the ones that are slightly moist and not sticky. Just be careful when you eat peanuts since your poop becomes ribbed if you don’t chew them well enough. 🙂
Don’t know why people are uncomfortable about poop anyways. We all poop. Most in the natural way and some through a hole in their belly, straight into a plastic bag…
This was addressed by Harvey Pekar and Willy Murphy back in 1975 in
Flamed-out Funnies #1. More recently addressed by Ryan Pequin in
ThreeWordPhrase (http://threewordphrase.com/index.htm)
Such couples should be required to invite other wheels in appropriate numbers so as to prevent third wheels. If you’re going to have a third wheel, then dammit anyway, invite another single along that the one who would have been the third wheel might enjoy.
I’ve known a few couples that are like this. It really sucks being the third wheel if/when they invite you to things.
This is preferred to those couples that invite you over then just make out the whole time.
It’s fine being comfortable in a relationship, but some conversations should be saved for when you don’t have company!
Can you imagine a Menage-a-trois where that kind of talk was comfortable?
The best poop is when a single wipe will clean your whole ass anyways. You know, the ones that are slightly moist and not sticky. Just be careful when you eat peanuts since your poop becomes ribbed if you don’t chew them well enough. 🙂
Don’t know why people are uncomfortable about poop anyways. We all poop. Most in the natural way and some through a hole in their belly, straight into a plastic bag…
Not gonna lie, I was a little disappointed that there wasn’t a hyperlink behind “It’s important to share in a relationship.”
The best poop is the one that is so clean that you don’t even have to wipe afterwards.
This was addressed by Harvey Pekar and Willy Murphy back in 1975 in
Flamed-out Funnies #1. More recently addressed by Ryan Pequin in
ThreeWordPhrase (http://threewordphrase.com/index.htm)
Such couples should be required to invite other wheels in appropriate numbers so as to prevent third wheels. If you’re going to have a third wheel, then dammit anyway, invite another single along that the one who would have been the third wheel might enjoy.
Show some human decency, dammit.