well, if you impregnate her right now, you can beat him by a margin of days by having a c-section scheduled before your brother´s wife haves hers, then keep the baby in the incubator for a few months
At least it could mean hand-me-downs… And gender doesn’t HAVE to match, if they have a girl and you a boy, just make sure to gift them more boyish clothes. If you have a girl, you’re set. Girls will start almost anything.
I love how Lynn transitions from joy to concern to fear-for-life
Uncle Arg. Doesn’t sound bad.
Aunt Lynn, however… 😀
It’s Auntie Lynn, and I’ve been Auntie Lynn for awhile already 🙂
Wait if you guys had a kid would that make him a like Luigi to his cousin?
“acquisition” a baby from the baby ward and say its yours..then say u gave it up for adoption when they notice you dont have it anymore.
Shouldn’t there be a question mark at the end of the last sentence?
FIxin!
well, if you impregnate her right now, you can beat him by a margin of days by having a c-section scheduled before your brother´s wife haves hers, then keep the baby in the incubator for a few months
At least it could mean hand-me-downs… And gender doesn’t HAVE to match, if they have a girl and you a boy, just make sure to gift them more boyish clothes. If you have a girl, you’re set. Girls will start almost anything.
Its simple, ensure brother’s wife gets pregnant a second time. Has the kid then they have the first loser.
I hate to say it, but if your brother’s wife is already pregnant, you may have missed the mark!
On the plus side, you can use their kid as practice.
Give her a lot of cigarettes and alcohol, and I’m sure you can speed up that birth.
No matter what the answer is in numbers, the real answer is NOT FAST ENOUGH.
You can always try to make a baby in a month
by putting 9 men on the job.
😉