“Bible guaranteed” ??? Which Bible? Last time I checked mine, it said no one knows that day, not even the angels, only God. Also it will come when no one expects it…
Of course most people don’t believe the Bible or that there will be a “special” Last Day; but it can’t hurt to know that the Bible doesn’t mention any particular date moreover, it explicitly says “But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone.” and “But the day of the Lord will come like a thief, in which the heavens will pass away with a roar and the elements will be destroyed with intense heat, and the earth and its works will be burned up.”
So people who try to find out doomsday dates from the Bible as if it was hidden in it like some code; they totally disregard what the Bible actually says.
Matthew 24:36
“But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,[f] but only the Father.”
Matthew 24:42
“Therefore, keep watch, because you do not know on what day your lord will come.
Sounds like somebody isn’t even reading the text that they purport to represent…
I’m a Christian, and these asses piss me off to no end. (Oh, and I’m a pretty poor Christian, because you won’t catch me proselytizing you. If you have sincere questions, I’ll be happy to engage you in a discussion. If you don’t I won’t hassle you. I’m not going to cram my religion down your throat.)
its problems (no apostrophe)
Appreciate the time you took to proof read it. I’m sure I have messed up some more stuff somewhere along the way. Thanks!
that stuff is GOLD!
if people would spontaniously disapear around me… id check for ferari car key’s!
yeah, all the free stuff we’d get. it would make those last couple of months before hell on earth comfortable.
I would just hope for there to still be good food after
You, ARG! have some very hilarious ideas, and I thank you for sharing them.
Also, it should be “its” in the last panel, instead of “it’s.”
Thanks dude! yeah my auto correct always puts it as “it’s” I’ve been trying to keep on it but the occasional one slips through.
your face in the second panel is priceless
“Bible guaranteed” ??? Which Bible? Last time I checked mine, it said no one knows that day, not even the angels, only God. Also it will come when no one expects it…
Of course most people don’t believe the Bible or that there will be a “special” Last Day; but it can’t hurt to know that the Bible doesn’t mention any particular date moreover, it explicitly says “But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone.” and “But the day of the Lord will come like a thief, in which the heavens will pass away with a roar and the elements will be destroyed with intense heat, and the earth and its works will be burned up.”
So people who try to find out doomsday dates from the Bible as if it was hidden in it like some code; they totally disregard what the Bible actually says.
I certainly agree with you fellow western middle class white guy!
Matthew 24:36
“But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,[f] but only the Father.”
Matthew 24:42
“Therefore, keep watch, because you do not know on what day your lord will come.
Sounds like somebody isn’t even reading the text that they purport to represent…
I’m a Christian, and these asses piss me off to no end. (Oh, and I’m a pretty poor Christian, because you won’t catch me proselytizing you. If you have sincere questions, I’ll be happy to engage you in a discussion. If you don’t I won’t hassle you. I’m not going to cram my religion down your throat.)
Oh, and I’d totally participate in the helium blow-up dolls. That shit’s funny!