Guys (and Girls who use urinals?) you know this moment. BAM! MASSSSSSSSIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE fart. I get that sometimes you toot a little. Muscles relax and uh oh… you pass a little gas… this is just rude.
So you know when you just get over being busy and then suddenly get busy again… yeah that’s me. I won’t complain though… I got some good news the other day and I’m staying on top of things…
So D. Caron, normally of LAWLS fame, has started a second webcomic called Words of interest. I like it. you should go like it too.
Oh hey I’m thinking of starting some commissions up over on my DeviantArt. Mostly pinup stuff and most likely super affordable. Is that something you might be interested in?
Dude you cant control farts ( i wish i could but i cant)
I get that you can’t control a little pip here and there. but you know when you force one… you know it…
In this instance, it was a LOT of air. It’s going to come out anyway in the scope of half a minute. You can choose to let it out immediately, or you can grasp onto what little control you have on the situation and hold it for another few moments. It’s like the moment before you sneeze. There is that spark of rebellion against the sneeze in the split second before it happens, but its going to happen, and you’ll be screaming bloody murder…
maybe I have super human control of my farts. this guy was forcibly pushing out the fart… very different from just letting the air go.
I am a urinal farter. I am honestly sorry, but cut us some slack.
Its an unconscious thing, but the way that your body intitiates the peeing process is by holding your breath. This is also the way that most people force a fart. Sometimes these things overlap.
For me they overlap everytime I use a public urinal. Home toilet or one person public toilet? RARELY happens. Public urinal, EVERY DAMN TIME, I DONT KNOW WHY. And I feel like an ASS when I do it. I can’t stop it cause it happens when I try to make sure I’m empty. And for guys that have prostate or uninary problems that can be a serious issue.
My point is don’t be to hard on us, we feel just as ashamed about it as you want us to be.
Except if that person laughs after farting… then they’re just a douche.
I dislike using urinals because people tend to think that it’s OK to get up close and personal when using them.
Makes me glad I’m a woman…though it does get awkward when you hear the person in the stall next to you doing the equivalent of this.
Maybe you should get a law passed that requires a trumpet to be placed on his anus, and other guys like this anus’, so that when they do do this you at least get a little diddy when they do it. A smelly one, though
that would be hilarious and musical as well. I writing my MP right now.
A guy at my work does this at the urinal once a week. Now I know how to handle the situation!
I’m 76% sure it’ll fix the issue.
Hey dude, that’s for that little shout out! :] I appreciate that! Also, good comic, as usual.
Oh shit, did I put that in there… I’ll take that out.
it is for this exact reason that I always use stalls. :/
then you get the grunters…. OH THE GRUNTERS…
I swear to God you’re a child in a grown-mans body.
awesome fight club reference.
Passing gas in public is rude, but gas can build up and become an issue. There has to be one place a person can go to toot. One place that bodily functions are expected, and manners require that everyone else respect your privacy for doing it in the appropriate location. That is a bathroom, where they have urinals. It’s got to be done somewhere, if not in the bathroom, where?
Woah! It’s proper etiquette to leave at least one urinal in between people. If you can’t pee without violating this rule you must either wait or use a stall.