I AM ARG!

Discussion (30) ¬

1. 
   Clyde

   November 4, 2011 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

   Only difference, I made them out of obsidian.
2. 
   tehzombiegal

   November 4, 2011 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

   oh wow…hmm…
3. 
   Spenser

   November 4, 2011 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

   Diamond dicks! Diamond dicks! Made out of hundreds of Minecraft bricks!
4. 
   Connor

   November 4, 2011 at 12:20 am | # | Reply

   Thats all I made as a child…
5. 
   Lazy Dalek

   November 4, 2011 at 12:27 am | # | Reply

   I am sincerely speechless.
   Oh wait, Viagra Falls.
   Nailed it.

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     Lazy Dalek

     November 4, 2011 at 5:43 am | # | Reply

     Oh, and I figured (based on a previous comic) that you may like this;

     And maybe this as well;
6. 
   AXCervantes

   November 4, 2011 at 12:30 am | # | Reply

   If I EVER start playing MineCraft I don’t think I’ll see the light of day again.
7. 
   Nic

   November 4, 2011 at 12:35 am | # | Reply

   Dayum that’s a lot of diamond!

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     Nic

     November 4, 2011 at 12:35 am | # | Reply

     Is that what your skin looks like?
8. 
   crashe3

   November 4, 2011 at 12:36 am | # | Reply

   geh!!! best reasoning for loving minecraft
9. 
   justin

   November 4, 2011 at 10:41 am | # | Reply

   i still have yet to check out minecraft… but if it’s true you can create diamond dicks, then i am sold.
10. 
    Brody Brailsford

    November 4, 2011 at 5:41 pm | # | Reply

    Welcome, brother.

    We’ve been expecting you.
11. 
    Dave

    November 4, 2011 at 6:30 pm | # | Reply

    I recently started playing Minecraft again. It has not been good for my productivity: http://mountsaintawesome.com/comic.php?id=25
12. 
    Feathers177

    November 4, 2011 at 6:42 pm | # | Reply

    Wait…diamond…that would mean he sparkles in the sun. DEMON!
13. 
    Chompy

    November 5, 2011 at 4:12 am | # | Reply

    Ah, now I remember why I’m glad I got over that wanting-to-be-a-boy phase when I was a youngin’ lol
14. 
    Estel

    November 5, 2011 at 11:02 am | # | Reply

    wait, diamond blocks? daaaamn, son. got diamonds?
15. 
    Walram

    November 6, 2011 at 11:49 pm | # | Reply

    I just make mega-huge buildings, invent new redstone-powered things, mob traps, and farms

    God I’m a nerd -_-
16. 
    dchorror

    November 7, 2011 at 12:27 am | # | Reply

    That’s okay. The last time I had logged into minecraft, I had made half of the Kanto Region from pokemon.
17. 
    ColdFrog

    November 7, 2011 at 2:29 am | # | Reply

    Why stop at diamond dicks? Why not clay tits, lapis nuts, The Iron Vagina, or the glass deferens? People just focus on the dong because the shape is the easiest to craft recognizably.

    I do agree that they should all have lava bursting forth from them though.
18. 
    Barrage125

    November 7, 2011 at 7:15 am | # | Reply

    Andrew, what’s your username?
19. 
    Andrew AKA Hump-Free

    November 18, 2011 at 9:00 pm | # | Reply

    You know they actually have official digital LEGOs, it’s called LDD, and it’s free.

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      November 18, 2011 at 9:09 pm | # | Reply

      I do know!

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        Andrew AKA Hump-Free

        November 20, 2011 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

        I take it you have built with LDD prior to my comment, well, I feel horrible for wasting your time.

        However, were you aware of the website known as MOC Pages, where all sorts of LEGO Builders post their creations?
20. 
    Unanonymous

    May 17, 2012 at 9:09 am | # | Reply

    I made a pirate ship. It’s harbored in a ninja village. There’s a tavern set for an awesome party. I didn’t set it as a multiplayer server. D:
21. 
    VileTerror

    June 24, 2012 at 3:50 pm | # | Reply

    I’m surprised there are no comments bemoaning the addition of the superfluous “s” to “LEGO.” Or have those comments just been . . . dealt with?
22. 
    Wolfgod

    November 11, 2012 at 2:15 am | # | Reply

    Someone hasn’t been told of Roblox then, it’s almost exactly LEGO.
23. 
    vbcnxm

    January 14, 2013 at 2:42 am | # | Reply

    I have to say, your minecraft worlds would be amazing to see
24. 
    Zefruitbatty

    June 14, 2013 at 9:50 am | # | Reply

    Minecraft = Awesome. LEGO = Awesome.
    And so it was only natural that this would come to be:
    http://shop.lego.com/en-GB/Minecraft-21102

    Anyone who did not previously know of its existence may show their gratitude in the form of edible goods, eternal servitude or a stuffed purple moose. Thank you.
25. 
    plus1d6

    March 28, 2014 at 11:16 pm | # | Reply

    So..I went one better (without having read this comment) and made a cloud-high stone-brick dick, which at the touch of a lever spews lava all down its shaft.
26. 
    Hawkins

    April 15, 2014 at 6:24 pm | # | Reply

    I’m not sure if this is true or not, but I’m pretty sure I saw an ad by Google, saying that they’ll have digital LEGOS.