So… This whole Story has changed a bit. Originally it wasn’t about DICK FU. but of course… NOW IT HAS TO BE! For I am the COCKSMITH!
Thanks for all the well wishes about me being sick for the record, It’s my stomach recovering from something I ate in Cuba. That or my GF’s parents are trying to kill me…
Probably the latter, I’d watch your back, man.
Why can’t it be both?
It’s a parents job to kill off their children’s mates, so of course it’s the latter xD
BOOM! Racist Headshot!
And as for the parents, if you’re ever having dinner with them and they tell you to “Be a Member of the Clean Plate Club.” Then yes they are trying to kill you and will stash your carcass in the cellar (more than likely with the carcasses of other suitors) then tell their daughter you left her to keep her in the nest.
I just found your webcomic today and I have to say, I became an instant fan. Ass-faced people, gallons upon gallons of penis, douchebagedness galore, depraved acts, silly puns, and a sweet beard. Honestly theres so much I can’t even list it all. Went through your whole archive and I am eagerly awaiting the next update.
Racist Joke… It’s like black magic, that is.
That chick doesn’t look too bad in silhouette, but fuck those eyes.
Hehe. Butt fuck.
And thus you used the ultimate technique that causes maddness in all who hear it.
What shall be the counter? Something about sodomising underage boys? Or witty baffling vitriol?
THIS IS IT, GET HYPE!
From now on you will be known as the dick joke guy. It seems you were prepared for this a long time ago though.
Save me.! the crippler must live
is it me, or does it seem like theyre dragon shouting? ever since the ‘epic dick joke’ (which was 3 words and destroyed an army) these are one worded and easily taking out men. that, or I have too much Skyrim on the brain.
How am I not surprised
Also: I met this guy who I thought was you ’cause of his name (Arg) on an MMO, and he turned out not to be (obviously) and never heard of you :o! He now knows of you 😀
Ahhh I guess it was the King’s crown.
And yes Racist Jokes > Dick Jokes. Sorry but it’s true.