I AM ARG!

Discussion (17) ¬

1. 
   tehzombiegal

   March 23, 2012 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

   This made me teehee
2. 
   Logan

   March 23, 2012 at 12:20 am | # | Reply

   Science be praised!
3. 
   Spenser Lopez

   March 23, 2012 at 12:50 am | # | Reply

   “It didn’t bounce!”

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     Michael

     March 23, 2012 at 12:57 am | # | Reply

     EUREKA!!!
4. 
   Michael

   March 23, 2012 at 12:58 am | # | Reply

   hey… That was my mace! I wondered where that went!
5. 
   Link1299

   March 23, 2012 at 2:51 am | # | Reply

   Oh the science…
6. 
   Id

   March 23, 2012 at 3:01 am | # | Reply

   SUCCESS! Generations will look back and herald this day as the day when mankind stepped forward from its primitive, archaic ways. No more shall we trudge on in childish ignorance, no longer shall we stumble blindly into the night of crude incomprehension. Tomorrow begins a new era! An age where we shall penetrate into the mysteries of the universe and draw forth a new understanding of our own existence! And at the edge of the universe, when we as a species advance to the point where we will shed our mortal coil and join the gods in a higher realm of blinding illumination, just as we take the final step into the glorious subsequent plane, all of mankind will look backwards and whisper silently as one… “… Bludgetek”

   Also, mace. LOL.
7. 
   David

   March 23, 2012 at 6:14 am | # | Reply

   I had an idea like that once, but I had to discard it before it became a federal matter.
8. 
   Schmuck Man

   March 23, 2012 at 8:36 am | # | Reply

   Where do I go to find a job such as this? Looks like a great place to moonlight.
9. 
   Joe "The General" Foley

   March 23, 2012 at 9:53 am | # | Reply

   My co-workers stared at me strangely when I laughed at this when I was in the elevator today.

   Then they saw the comic.

   And they laughed as well.

   It made my boss late when we laughed as the elevator door opened.

   This comic truly has made my day.

   Keep up the good work, Sir Gregoire!

   The General
10. 
    Andrei Esca

    March 23, 2012 at 11:39 am | # | Reply

    I’m not going to type anything clever but this… LMFAO!!
11. 
    Brandon

    March 23, 2012 at 12:13 pm | # | Reply

    I’ve always wondered how maces get tested. The More You Know.
12. 
    Lazy Dalek

    March 23, 2012 at 3:17 pm | # | Reply

    He never how severely important it is to read a sign, instead of simply skimming.
    He only wanted fudge. Fudge!
13. 
    Stone Rhino

    March 23, 2012 at 8:29 pm | # | Reply

    “You will be baked, and then there will be cake.”

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      Michael

      March 24, 2012 at 12:40 am | # | Reply

      But wait… This is only the outer perimeter of the cake, someone has already eaten the moist and yummy center and only left only the hard outer part with too much icing.
14. 
    Jwbalsley

    March 25, 2012 at 7:08 pm | # | Reply

    Sounds like a hell of a job, as long as it pays the bills I suppose
15. 
    Mr. Fabulous Bottom Trouser Man

    August 29, 2013 at 5:52 am | # | Reply

    This joke would also have worked with mace spray