Selling products to anything is the weirdest and most exhausting thing to do, next to soccer.  I don’t think I could work on commission like at a retailer. Trying to sell people things is awkward to me.

Astute people may recoginize the other dude in panel one as Paul Westover from Woody after hours. Paul was kind enough to grab me coffee at fanexpo last weekend and I just thought of him as a pile of dirty sweaty stripper bills.

Ladies, have you always wished there was a pen just for you. Now there is.  Sorry dudes.