It’s worse than morning breath.
Ah a return to the good old despicable ARG. Sorry for all the political themed strips last week. Got swept up in the motions. Also today’s comic has a very special appearance from ARG fan Mike P! Mike is a super cool dude and we’ve been talking back and forth in emails(which you guys can totally do to by emailing me at ARG[at]IamARG[dot]com)
So,The I am ARG store is having a Holiday sale on I am ARG Volume one! From now until about the middle of december you can save $5 of the cover price of both versions of the book. I’ve also lowered the shipping costs for international orders. Canada post is crazy. Got an ARG fan in the family? An ARG book makes a perfect gift for the Holidays! You can even personalize it with a ink an marker sketch on the inside cover! This special is only for a limited time, so if you’ve been waiting, now’s the time to act!
Happy Monday folks!
Pure genius.
thank you!
A penis on the face a day keeps the doctor away. Or so I’ve heard.
I don’t think those words mean what you think they mean.
You, sir, are a true gentleman.
I try.
Does the penis ever really come off her face?
Yes it does.
Funny that I’ve just seen an episode of Red Dwarf yesterday which had a huge blast with Cryton turning into a human. Episode is called D.N.A. for those interested… I can’t get the image out of my head. Stupid silly head.
o.O I thought I’d seen every episode… but I don’t remember that one. Unless it was the one with the Despair creature and he was the traffic cop with a metal head.
The only other one that sounds familiar is the episode where Rimmer uses time travel to attempt to save his ‘real’ life, but it backfired. Somehow he still ended up alive and not a hologram – but then he exploded. XD lollol
I have no idea what you guys are talking about but please continue.
Red Dwarf is a british science fiction comedy that started airing around 1988. It ran ’til 1999 before the show was cancelled.
In 2009 a tv movie was released titled “Back to Earth” and the series was rebooted again this year.
The show is about the life of four people trapped in a spacestation that has been lost for 3 billion years.
Lyster, the last human alive, was put into a stasis chamber. Initially he was to be in there for a week or month, but the sudden death of all crewmembers has posponed his stay in there.
Cat is the mutated offspring of a cat Lyster has smuggled on bord. Over the 3 billion years a whole cat race has evolved, they left before Lyster woke up again though and left cat behind.
Rimmer, former bunk buddy of Lyster, is a hologram. Even though Lyster and Rimmer hate each other Holly, the ships computer, has chosen Rimmer as a companion since he’d be the only one to keep Lyster sane.
Cryton is an android which the crew picked up on a asteroid once and now is serving on board of the Red Dwarf, even though he isn’t seen for the most parts of season 2, he returned in season 3 for good.
That’s a short overview, the show features great humor with a science fiction enviroment and I’d highly recommend it.
It’s from Season IV (1991).
An alien vessel is discovered and the crew docks onto it. As they look around the ship Cat and Lyster discover a genetic modulator. Cat starts playing around with the buttons and turns Lyster into a chicken, later on Rimmer and Cryton turn up and as they try to return Lyster into a human shape Cryton gets caught in the beam and Cat turns him into a human.
That’s a fast wrap up of the first part of the episode.
And it’s the first and only time you’ll see Cryton out of his costume for the rest of the episode.
I thought that before the last panel. awesome!
dirty minds think alike.
But at least it’s HIS penis right? 😛
Actually, he never said it was his penis…
Could’ve been mine, for all you people know.
I can assure everyone it’s not yours.
I’m pretty sure I’d get bitten if I did that in the morning to my wife.
Kinky
Some men don’t mind that.
Ah, you gotta love the classics! 🙂
Good old, disgusting ARG.
i finally finished your archives and will now wait patiently for each of your updates until one of us dies 🙂
Hopefully it’s not me. No offence I like living too.
I see what you did there!
Can’t fool you!
Oh, i forgot you don’t get cable really. I used to watch Craig Ferguson on the Late late show, and this is a common joke-setup, and always ended it with “see what i did there?” Love the comic
Hey-Oh!