So tomorrow is my Birthday. I figured I would go back in time and give some advice to my younger self.
Originally I had written a comic that was funny and depressing and along the lines of the previous birthday comic I made. Then out of the blue I wrote this comic. I think it’s better…
Well, I finally get to drink on Saturday as my self imposed prohibition will be lifted. Let the drunken antics begin!
ALSO Have a Mass Effect Wallpaper I made out of a Commission I did!
If only we actually had the opportunity to go back and give good advice.
It would incredibly useful for our mental well being.
I knew one of you was gonna make a penis. That’s just how you roll.
my goal was to make the most heart warming dick joke.
and heart warming it is. happy birthday arg.
You sir, are the master of the dick joke, and I think you hit your mark dead on. Happy birthday, ARG, and thanks for all the laughs so far. Here’s to many more, and to happiness between you and Lynn as well!
Your simply awesome dude.
Thanks dude!
Hmm, looks like your younger self is into oddly spotted penises. Into some sort of disease fetish there? xP
product of a lack of developed OCD.
I love this. Great Job and Happy Birthday!
thanks other lynn!
This comic is beautifully executed, heartwarming and fun.
And yet, you still make a dick joke. Well done.
lol, Mission accomplished. Thanks!
“Where Happiest when where creative”
we’re…
Happy Birthday ARG! So, you’ve always had that awkward facial shading, I didn’t know that. Must be why you’re penis is so big. Proven fact by some study I never read: facial hair makes your penis grow. Mhmm.
I don’t know if those are scientifically accurate but I’m willing to throw away my skepticism for those results.
My Favourite ARG comic yet 🙂 although i did expecty two lego penises (is that the plural?) at the end 😛
I think the plural of penis is dicks.
That’s because as he got older, Arg learned to hide it using phallic symbolism. It’s a friggin rocketship, c’mon now … 😉
It’s a red-rocket ship.
This has probably been your best comic to date! I love the way this feels. Also, happy birthday Arg! I also can’t believe it’s been over a years since I started reading your comics.
Thanks dude! It’s been a crazy year too! Thanks for continuing to be an awesome reader!
that was deep and had a dick joke the perfect comic
I’ll probably never do any better.
Little ARG is adorable in an odd sort of way… At least you know he’s on the right track…
This was a nice but still funny comic.
PS HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARG!
Thanks dude! glad you enjoyed it.
i remember the real lil arg. he was a lil bugger some times. i wouldnt
have traded having you as my nephew for anything.
have a great birthday.
Thanks lisa! Love you!
i love how little you has a beard too XD
It was fuller back then, than it is now. I’m losing my hair!
Brother, I’ve been drawing my own little shitty comics for over a decade
now and always lost motivation and stopped for years at a time. As such,
my artwork has never really progressed and I’ve continued to go about my
sad unfulfilling life. Even though I’ve been reading several webcomics for
years now, it wasn’t until I came across yours that I found the will to finally
buckle down and go for it.
Updates like these are exactly why. You have so much heart and I love
every thing you do. Happy Birthday, brother. You deserve that drink. If
you’re ever in South Florida, I’m a bartender and would love nothing more
than to buy you a couple.
aw, thanks dude! I’m glad you’re back to drawing. I may take you up on that offer one day.
Of course. Us long haired, bearded, perverted cartoonists gotta stick together. With any luck, I’ll see ‘ya at a comic-con someday hawking our wares.
D’awww and happy Birthday old man
Thanks! I’m not THAT old… okay I’m old…
This strip was actually touching.
Happy Birthday! 😀
Thanks Bill!
I know I´m a little ahead, but tomorrow´s saturday is…. you know saturday, so I will be wasted like hell. The same goes for Sunday… You know what? I think that I maybe, maybe have a problem……..in an awesome kind of way XD.
Therefore: Happy Birthday Andrew keep on with your awesome stuff. o7
Will do, dude! thanks for the bday wish!
This comic was all the awesome 😀 Happy birthday old man!
Thanks babe! we can abuse my seniors card…
*CHCK* This is Bravo Team to base, calling in a preemptive birthday strike on the target. Over. *CHCK*
*CHCK* Affirmative Bravo, we are go for birthday strike. ETA five minutes. Clear area and prepare for collateral cake and balloons. Over. *CHCK*
*CHCK* Roger that. Over and out. *CHCK*
*BOOOM!*
*CHCK* Oh, god! There’s frosting everywhere! There’s a man over there with a busted pinata, trying to hold in the candy! There’s wrapping paper and confetti all over the place! Oh, the humanity! *CHCK*
Happy Birthday, dude.
War! what is it good for? apparently delivering birthday wishes! thanks
Awesome comic. Very touching and yet I knew a dick joke/reference would be tossed in when I got near the bottom. Hope you have a fantastic birthday!
Thanks! I’m definitely going to try!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARG! and Fantastic comic. So touching. Enjoy one of those drinks tomorrow for all of us!
I will! Thanks!
Awe…his little socks.
First time visitor! Love his little beard. I mean on the chubby little prepubescent version.
Hey! I’ve been reading for a while but never commented before. Just wanted to say Happy Birthday!! :] Love your comic. Have a great one!
have a good one, ARG! I look forward to many more years of quality entertainment and dick jokes, even if I have to lock you in a basement to get it done.
That…was the most heartwarming dick joke ever. Is that ever possible? I think you actually made me cry. Excuse me….I think I need to go and give someone a hug.
Arg! too many comments, I can’t read them all!
Imagine how I feel…
Yes… This is better. And exactly what I needed right at this moment, although I relialize you didn’t make it just for me. Thank you.
When people look back on their lives and say “I wouldn’t change a thing”, I tend to think “I’d change a lot!” I’ve buggered up most of the important things in life. But then, I have always been a complete and utter arse! So it’s my own fault really!
Happy Birthday Dude!!! 😉
Your Comics are really awesome!
I loveit since i saw the first one of it .
with this said I wish us both a happy birthday ^^
Hi I’ve been reading this comic from about the beginning and I just want
to say happy birthday and how much I appreciate your comic. down here
in Texas not to many people share my odd sense of humor so its nice to
read a comic that dose.
Happy Birthday ARG! Get wasted, have a blast…fondle some boobies…You
earned it. I love the comic and wish for you the gift of inspiration so you’ll
always have some wacky/hilarious/insightful (read: dick-riddled) comic to
unleash upon the interwebs!
Happy 175th B-Day ARG! Also were you born with that stubble??
Must have been pretty rough for his poor mother…
Oh, the rugburn…
Bill Watterson is crying in a corner somewhere. Happy Birthday ARG.
even as a kid you had a 5 oclock shadow kiss ass
Wow. Great strip. Love the dialogue. 🙂