I’ve got a competitive streak in me and eating is just one of those things I excel at.
Come join us at the I am ARG Facebook page for some good eats!
I think the most before someone dies is somewhere between 11k-13k calories. I think
Apparently back in 2010, a woman whose goal in life is to become the fattest woman in the world consumed 30,000 calories in a single two-hour sitting for Christmas dinner.
It’s things like that which make me worried for if/when aliens ever land. How are we supposed to explain that? Or even worse, the internet?
things like that and the internet are not what would need explained.
if you are talking about a peacful alien contact situation then they
are going to know that subjective moral values arent going to be the same.
it would be the artificial social constructs we pretend are natural that would need
Right, right, now imagine yourself saying that same thing, only with the outfit you have in your avatar.
Nah, olympic athletes can take in more than 15k kcal a day. Some people with metabolic problems can eat fair more than that even sedentary…
I am none of those things…
great game is great!
At any rate, i feel the same way about pizza. Anything else and I’m happy to eat a moderate amount and leave it be.
Somehow my brain translates “half a pizza” to a moderate amount, tho.
When I first read your comment, I misread “streak” as “steak”. Then I had to wonder… Did you eat the steak in a competition? A competition where people eat steaks competitively? Or was the steak a prize for winning an eating competition and later you ate your trophy? Or maybe the steak itself is competitive, maybe competing with your other food. Like in a race, like “first one to the ascending colon gets 100 points! Imma beatcha, potatoes!”
Then I re-read the comment. Compelling.
I loved how this story ended.
Hmm, there is food in ARGs mouth, but no bites in his slices, and there are a total of eight slices shown, the average for a pizza, so he couldn’t have eaten a whole one yet… something doesn’t add up… HE’S A WITCH! BURN HIM! BURN HIM!
Also, careful how well you adorn yourself with vestments of pizza, one might think they’re in the pizza dimension again.
Very observant but Arg would never be able to beat the record if he couldn’t eat a pizza all at once. There is a lot of food in his mouth so there might be a pizza in there. He is still a witch though
it’s magic pizza…. DUH!
Oh, I just thought that he ate his Cell Phone first to start off his sprint to the High Score and the subsequent heart attack.
Careful you don’t wind up like Pizza the Hutt, eating yourself to death. 😛
Now that’s a plan I can get behind!
Alright, this is spooky. I literally came upstairs from eating a pizza dinner, which consisted me of counting the calories of 2 cheesy bread sticks and a slice of large Supreme.
ARG, are you psychic? O_O
Can’t pizza. Too pizza with too cheese with too cheese before. No pizza now 🙁
Try subways extra cheddar sliced cheese pizza, a blast of flavor anyone will try, trust me!
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