I figure I should get used to all the crap that comes with having kids.
So I’ve been working on ARG Volume 2, super exciting, here’s the roughs for the cover.
Ah, I’ve had those days…
I’ll never forget the meal after my high school graduation.. Or the smell of my burning pants.
Haha Arg… I guess it’s never too early to train to be a parent. Just don’t forget to get a good rest whenever you can.
Brilliant idea to start practicing. You’ll get it right soon enough.
It could have been worse, though. What if Lynn was also preparing to change diapers?
Btw, this is just one more reason why Arg shouldn’t breed any mini-Args… (But mini-Lynns would be okay.)
Why the hassle with Diapers? Just take the Carpet out as long es it isnt housetrained.
Well i have changed diapers just remember there is two different ways to clean a baby if they are a boy or a girl. However you may get lucky and have a hermaphrodite baby or a child born with both sexual organs one may work and the other won’t or on extremely rare they both may work.
I have also breastfeed twins that belong to one of my friend because her breast were two big and mine were just right.
we ended up using a little rig that used her milk,but my breast and nipples. till her husband got home and finished his tour of duty, then he had to use the rig of course we had to add on mold of my breasts to the rig other wise the twins wouldn’t drink.
I guess you could practice to feed your child Arg just need to get a proper rig to do it. Also a mold of breasts. I guess you could see if Lynn would be up for making a mold.
Don’t shake the baby Arg,Don’t let the baby into your fake penis room, anywhere near the Lego room or any small objects it could easily pick up and eat because it could choke on them or worse get sick and die. Also if you give the baby baths not in the bathtub,but the sink or with a washcloth and the right temperature water till the child is old enough and big enough for the bathtub.
Make sure if you have a computer or anything with buttons around the baby could reach and press easily. When ever you mess with object make sure the baby isn’t watching or they may become interested in it.
Then while your on it they will come over and shut it off because it gets your attention or they doing it for fun.
Don’t worry, I will attend the child until it is old enough that he can’t mess it up while I’m not looking.
Two words: Sperm Bank.
Unless your kids are going to create webcomics. If so, feel free to make as many Arglings as you wish. Just be sure to Arg-proof your house, if that wasn’t your first task after you married him.
I’ve given less advice for defusing bombs!
Cut the wire!
Great, time for coffee.
That happened to me just last night…..!
Silly ARG! babyplay with your wife?
This happened to me when I was about 3, just out of diapers. I got confused and I forgot that I didn’t have them on anymore.
Lynn’s expression is perfect in that last panel. I’m guessing you see that one a lot.
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