Really, he wouldn’t have been a cool motherfucker until afterwards… but… whatever…
The benefits of not having them say a lot from what he went through. Less to worry about, saving money from buying more clothes food school work etc, but best yet how much time can be used on yourself and not give anything up to help kids. I wouldn’t mind having less help around a home any way.
Well, he could have been a motherfucker before you were born. But back then, it would probably not be your mother. 😀
Being a motherfucker doesn’t mean you’re a father. Just means you’ve fucked a mother.
Btw, have kids! Punish him by sending him his grandchildren! 😛
Hey, it came from the heart!
They tell you don’t have kids and then mention they would like to be grandparents soon.
Same advice my brother and I got from our grandparents. I don’t have kids, I have a 3GS, if I had kids the kid would have it. My brother has a kid, his kid has a 3GS proof, if you have kids they get all they toys and all you get is bills.
I have a kid now. 1 year old. Even with the lack of time to do my own shit, I wouldn’t change a thing.
Hey, don’t worry, ARG! You can’t be any less cool then you are now.
(This is a joke and I am teasing you.)
Eh, this doesn’t apply to me, my dad was never cool!
You know what that means? That means that YOU’RE the coolest motherfucker! 😀
Ah, but without children, who will float your corpse down the Ganges?
Don’t you mean out to sea and set on fire? In his case the boat would be made from LEGO of course.
Same basic concept, though without the Simpsons reference. The Ganges one actually is a reference. But you’re free to substitute if you like. “Without children, who will set you in your Lego boat, set it on fire, and then push it out into the lake?”
Ah, I missed the Simpsons reference. Mine was more along the lines of a Viking funeral but with a ARG twist.
Hey dude I made some fan art if you care to look.
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