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    1. DS
      DS
      June 14, 2011 at 3:49 pm | # | Reply

      The last time I saw a house centipede (the bitch was an inch long at least) I was drunk and I began to hyperventilate.

      What I mean to say, is that this comic has special significance to me.

      • Arg
        June 14, 2011 at 4:02 pm | # | Reply

        heh, yeah I’ll admit I was a bit scared at that moment. but action had to take place. this house centipede was about 2 inches without legs factored in.

        • mrgalvaprime
          mrgalvaprime
          March 9, 2012 at 3:19 pm | # | Reply

          awwwwww, Did you really have to kill it that was just mean 🙁

          • Disloyal Subject
            Disloyal Subject
            January 19, 2014 at 3:39 am | # | Reply

            No. Mean would be torturing it to death.

    2. alecho
      alecho
      June 17, 2011 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

      You are the hero!!!! You go boy! 🙂

    3. Raye
      Raye
      July 12, 2011 at 11:10 pm | # | Reply

      Can you come over? we have an infestation of those little buggers

      • GentlemanPimp
        GentlemanPimp
        March 4, 2013 at 5:49 am | # | Reply

        I get what youre saying,but they eat spiders and other pests that im sure youre more afraid of.

    4. The One Guy
      The One Guy
      November 10, 2011 at 7:21 pm | # | Reply

      Aww, what did that centipede ever do to you? 🙁

    5. SpiderMonkey20s
      SpiderMonkey20s
      November 24, 2011 at 10:33 am | # | Reply

      I hate those things. I’m surprised it didn’t scurry off in two directions when you bifurcated it.

    6. Gerbil Tamer
      Gerbil Tamer
      January 16, 2012 at 3:48 am | # | Reply

      Damn. I love centipedes, and most of other bug-like creatures. You, sir, are a villain.

    7. Shamisen
      Shamisen
      February 25, 2012 at 8:56 pm | # | Reply

      Eh. I grew up in a house full of millipedes. Wolf spiders crawl across my hands, desk, face, and floors. Ladybugs litter the floor in the fall, and you can’t take two steps without stepping on one. Houseflies are my friends, except when they plaster themselves to my food.

      Point is, it was just *one* goddamn centipede.

      • Xstryker
        Xstryker
        December 6, 2012 at 11:45 am | # | Reply

        You sound terrifying. 😉

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          January 19, 2014 at 3:43 am | # | Reply

          Not the word I had planned, but if you fear chitinous invertebrates, then I guess all that would be intimidating. Sounds cool to me, though the spiders’d take some getting used to – I’m accustomed to killing any spider bigger than a daddy longlegs if it’s in the house, on account of bites being annoying. Also because they’re tasty…

    8. Tim
      Tim
      May 1, 2012 at 6:37 am | # | Reply

      Hero alright. Warrior of the spoon

    9. P.O.E.
      P.O.E.
      May 12, 2012 at 1:45 pm | # | Reply

      Did you know that house centipedes hunt cockroaches? I would leave them alone if I were you…

      • Charlie Spencer
        Charlie Spencer
        May 2, 2013 at 2:20 pm | # | Reply

        Leave ’em alone? Heck, if you’re right then I’m going out and adopt some!

    10. Bill
      Bill
      September 11, 2012 at 10:28 am | # | Reply

      house centipedes are awesome (when they’re not visible) as they eat all the other stuff, like roaches and spiders and bed bugs and pill bugs and…..

    11. Jinxed
      Jinxed
      October 30, 2012 at 9:30 pm | # | Reply

      A house spoon? Meh, usually I whip of my sunglasses and use my laser eyes to cut the centipede up 6 times from Sunday, but I guess a spoon works too.

    12. Raleigh Brecht
      Raleigh Brecht
      May 27, 2013 at 11:09 am | # | Reply

      Took a step back*

    13. Miles
      Miles
      September 3, 2013 at 12:50 am | # | Reply

      I am oh so late to this party, but I hate the creepy crawlies which are centipedes. I also hate that the cats ignore them and allow the to crawl unchecked up my legs… their butes hurt quite a lot, and I annihilate them when seen. I may be villainous to the centipede lovers out there, but they made that game with the trak ball oh so long ago for a reason.

      Also, I am just finding this comic and starting through the backlog now.

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