I’ve made it no secret that I’m a pretty evidence/science based dude. So this shouldn’t be a shock to all of you that I think people that claim to talk to the dead are bullshit. Along with a lot of other things, but those are comics for another day…
I’m currently playing a show right now, so when I’m back home I’ll fill out this blog post some more.
Your dick just spoke to me from the beyond… weird… it wants to you to bury it in your girlfriend.
Seems like every girl I’ve dated believed in that crap, never knew how to play the cards right when it came to that, so now they’re all exes -_-
I use to think people spoke to me from beyond the grave, then I realized I just hadn’t put enough dirt on them. Buwahahahaaa!
Also, watch out for the actual ghost of Patrick Swayze, he has a pottery wheel and he knows how to use it… to get laid.
You’re Whoopi now. It’s only a matter of time before you’re serving drinks in space, and solving crimes with a talking dinosaur.
Fear Me And My Insomnia Induced Jokes! Buwahahahaaa!
Has the votey button vanished?
Yeah I’ve decided to get rid of the vote site buttons, I never really liked the idea of them. I might bring them back in the future.
I dated a tarot card reader for awhile. I once waited for him to finish up work. I had to leave because I couldn’t hold it together. oh Hilarious.
in relation to other things. I do not have to find a copy of Chron Trigger for my SNES because apparently you can now get it on your iphone…http://youtu.be/vwFXWvxefwc
yep! I might actually pick that version up. just because I seem to collect every version…
I’m really tempted to go to this psychic down the road just for the experience, but on the other hand I don’t think that she deserves my money. Quite the conundrum.
I’d save your money… really. just watch some some james randi vids were he goes into how all it works… so much more entertaining…
I can predict your future for you for free!
#1- You will die someday.
#2- You will meet someone who will die someday.
#3- Everyone you know will die someday.
#4- ???
#5- Profit!
You know what I think happens when you die? Decomposition.
I totally lost it with that “NaN” joke. I was once lead to believe all the good chemistry puns argon. But I bet you a nickel I can zinc of a few more. I’ll state right now that ionestly think wordplay is a rather noble pursuit, and I periodically bring a slew of puns to the table, when I’m in my element. I’d like to think I’m pretty good atom. Er… Sorry about all that. I kinda’ lepton the opportunity to tell those jokes. Chemistry is a Bohr anyway.
I really just couldn’t help myself. >_<'
I AM ARG, Y U SO meeeean??? xD
They’re dead and gone. Personally, I’d like some peace and quiet after I’m dead. Do “spirit talkers” ever send spam calls?
Well if there was any one who could talk to the dead then telling them apart from the bull$4![€®$ would be like trying to find a needle in a army of hay stacks.