Smores are a long standing camping tradition, it’s shame really…
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sounds like the tag line to LAWLS or NERF THIS…
I shall never eat another smore or marshmallow for as long as I live. Thank you for helping my diet Arg.
No Prob! If only I could have someone help my diet…
Marshmallows have a near identical chemical composition to snot, and according to the FDA requirements, a fairly similar list of ‘inclusions’.
So snot is made of sugar?
Snot is made of protein chains and glucose. When this combination is put into food it is known as ‘gelatin’, the main ingredient in marshmallows.
I don’t think you made that marshmallow nearly burnt enough. You have to keep it over the flames until it catches on fire and jumps into the pit to escape a fate worse than death, in order to punish it for any crimes it may have committed in a past life. Think of it as a sort of repentance by fire.
Or, you know, you could just brown it slightly like a normal person. Jeez.
NOPE CARBON! GIVE ME ALL THE CARBON!
Yup, that’s pretty much how I always imagined it.
It’s really hard not too…
and now im hungry
Yeh cooked marshmallows always look…tumourous
Right in the childhood.
http://iamarg.com/2011/05/12/05122011/ this comic is appropriate
wow now i feel like a monster i ate a smore not but 15 minutes before seeing this
hahahahaha thats great
Never. Eating. S’mores. Again… Thanks again, Andrew..
My jimmies remain unrustled.
what about your timmies? and your Bimmies? your Flimmies? are they rustled?
Sure, pity the unfortunate, abused marshmallow. See how marshmallows are battered and tortured, their rights obliterated, their feelings ignored. See the shock, the despair, the agony. Poor, poor marshmallow. How sad. How tragic.
Meanwhile, nobody gives a f&%K about the Graham cracker.
what about the chocolate? I think you’re just racist….
That last panel is so vicious! Poor marshmallow, your soft pillowy brethren will mourn you. And seek revenge…
It truly is a cruel panel.
I’m glad food cannot talk or eating might be impossible. *looks at bowl of cereal*
You have boring food. my food talks to me all the time it says BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjk
Ahh… The flesh of marshmallows. I like to rip off their skin and then cook them a second time while I savor their removed skin. Then I stick whats left on the smores. Bon appetite’
Torturous… I loves it.
Marshmello with tears and screams… now I want one.
Your local grocery mart should have one.
It makes so much sense now! Vlad the Impaler was just misunderstood! He just wanted to make smores, but he was a cannibal and had a hard time finding chocolate!
Fun fact, I’ve been to vlad’s house. he’s got a pretty bumpin’ crib.
That’s pretty fuckin’ awesome, if I do say so myself.
Perhaps the greatest thing I have ever seen!
Mmmmm, sweet delicious burnt offering.
the only way to appease the camp gods.
Hello Andrew, first of all your comic makes the good combination of making you laugh until tears, and also make you think, of something horrible you can turn it into something funny or ironic.In less words i think you and your comic are great. By the way here in argentina we have a very good comic drawer called Liniers, who created a character called Oliveiro la acietuna of his daily comic strip Macanudo that is very similar to your today strip, i think you could like it. Anyway good luck in the future.
PS: sorry if my english sucks.
Mmmm….now I want smores.
Is this another comic that was influenced by Hatefarm?
I like imagining myself as some sort o giant alien moster thing that’s terrorizing its food before it eats it. Like a cat with a mouse.
It took me a minute to get over the slightly disturbed tic that took over my eye… then I got over it and went and made a s’more. Mmmm, so melty and gooey. Thank you for this.
Why does he look so happy in the second panel? Did he think being picked up by a giant hand would entail good things?
ARG, I think you’ve traumatised that poor marshmallow that was left behind…
Better eat that one, too.
I’m reminded of the Ikea advert:
Now you might feel bad for this marshmallow. (lamp)
This is silly. It’s just a marshmallow, it has no feelings.
I believe you might be related to Vlad The Impaler.
does any body else have a sudden hankeren for smores?
and I hope you know that the stay puft marshmallow man after you now
I am now going to make a marshmallow that bleeds. I think a chocolate truffle with LOTS of red food dye in the filling should do it.
This is exactly why I find commercials where a food advertises its self creepy, this is the next step.
Holy Shit, I laughed so hard at this. You wonderfully morbid joxster of jackassery ARG…. Bless you.
I WANT ONE.