You should see my sweet van.
Today’s comic stars Max. He’s the greatest ARG reader ever. Sorry dudes and dudettes. 2nd place is still open.
So you know how I’ve been posting those Marker sketches lately? Well I’m thinking of putting them up for sale. Since they are one of a kind works I was thinking of putting them up for ebay auction to give people a fair chance at them rather than having it be a free for all.
Another option is to collect a bunch of my artwork into a small sketchbook. Just some ideas I’ve been floating around in my head.
Second place is still open?
I SHALL SACRIFICE INFANT CHILDREN TO THE BLOOD GOD FOR THIS HONOR!
what if I don’t believe in a blood god?
Well, have him forward the message! All those deity types have each others’ addresses.
i have the original 4loko for 2nd place
I see a sweet mancave here. I have no doubt you will be an excellent parent when you reach that point in life.
I already know I’m going to be.
THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW
I WILL BE THE SECOND!!! I HERBY OFFER GOD”S TESTICLES AND THE SPACE TIME CONTINUEM TO MY OVERLORD, ANDREW R. GREGOIRE…SLAYER OF ALL THINGS MODE ACTIVATED
I…. I’ll be in my trailer, loading all my rifles, pistols, SMG’s, Rocket Launcher’s and building a Nuke for protection…
ha ha HA, you do realize i can just Disidia myself alive again, right? plus, SLAYER OF ALL THINGS MODE is temporary, and gives me final fantasy secret final boss powers, soooo, win? also, im mostly harmless, unless you piss me off, in which case ill activate the faaaarrr deadlier VENDETTA MODE, and a nuke, really, i just ripped off a meta-physical being’s nuts off for tits and giggles…in any case, i guess i win the second biggest fan title,sooo TEACUP PIG MODE ACTIVATED
Shhh, it’ll be okay. The nice lady will be here with your meds soon. Just take it easy and swallow the pill like a good SLAYER OF ALL THINGS.
U are aware that this is the comment section for a comic about a borderline bi sexual-pedo-ubernerd/stripper, who wears a sentient-symboitic hat,and is enganged to an impossibly strong lady nerd WHO LOVES HIM AS HE IS…to digress, u have to be insane to even consider this entertainment, better yet, even read the comments left by others who LIKE the comic, so then, VENDETTA MODE ACTIVATED…u just pised me off,only a cookie will save u…
Tee-Hee, its take much much more than a troll to piss me off,FAKE-OUT MODE DEACTIVATED, anywho, hi five for insane people… You know who u are…
I’m going with Pedo!!!!
you would… sicko…
I don’t see why ARG can’t be both.
I want second place because of reasons.
A true phedophile would have a molester-van parked out back.
You don’t say? http://iamarg.com/2012/09/05/2younghatreds/
But that’s an ice cream van. You can tell because it’s quite clearly marked as such.
That just makes the disguise even better…
Plus it works in my favour…
…oh god… Juicy Squirts! I cracked up for five minutes. It was wonderful. You have made my day, sir.
Oops wrong place.
Why not both?
Grab some high res scans put together an artbook then sell the originals.
That’s the plan now.
I think a book of sketches would be an awesome idea! I needed some great gift ideas for the upcoming holiday season!
That’s a terrible pedophile van in the link! Everyone can see everything! I’d go with stealing a plumber van. They usually come with cages on the window frames since plumbers have to usually work in less than pleasant neighborhoods.
Also, please adopt me, we can alternate lego block colors to simulate veins on a bid blocky weiner. And then we can go eat ice cream in front of orphans, father and son.
Maybe I want to show off.
Show off your sweet yoga skills?
ARG… that Lego better go to that kid of yours even if it’s a girl. No one ever bought me Lego so I had to resort to stealing from my brother. By the end of my thieving days I had 3 bins under my bed and 2 under my parents’ bed.
I second this. My 3 year old daughter’s favorite toys are Lego Duplo blocks.
That lego will indeed go to that kid… eventually. He/she will have to earn it.
Does anybody else see the two LEGO penises? Hilarity.
I think you’re imagining them…
Wow, you have some vary intresting commenters today…
What.. you can’t be both???
I’ve never had enough lego.