Thanksgiving 2: The Thanksgivingingon October 8, 2012 at 12:01 am
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I’m scared because I’m nothing but delicious dark meat.
Today is Thanksgiving in Canada. I’m currently stuffed with turkey at a cottage or on my way back from it. Have a great day folks!
HAPPY REAL THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!! (And give thanks for Jp day – I was born on this wondrous day :D)
To quote Barney from How I Met Your Mother, “Did you just call Canadian Thanksgiving, “Real” Thanksgiving? What do you even give thanks for?”
To quote Robin, “Canadian Thanksgiving celebrates explorer Martin Frobisher’s valiant yet ultimately unsuccessful attempt to find the northwest passage.” We give thanks for courage, dear sir. Courage and adventure… and dicks.
Happy Bday JP!
Real thanksgiving? That isn’t for another month, I know for fact it’s in November.
I think you need to re-examine your facts. Clearly you’ve been given wrong info.
Make your turkeys taste like maple syrup, and we’ll talk. -_-
We have… http://allrecipes.com/recipe/maple-roast-turkey-and-gravy-2/
Nothing in Canada counts.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…. get out.
Can I call this day…. Happy hat day?
Eat as much turkey as you want, ARG!
You want to be sure to reduce their numbers before the counter-attack, yes?
I’m trying… But… I’m getting… so… sleeeeeepppppyyyyyy……
Is Canada also at the forefront of genetically modified livestock?
Yes, but not in the same sense. We militarize ours.
So I see …
It’s true, beware of our militant beavers.
Obligatory: “Don’t threaten ME with a good time!”
Turkey won’t go after you, there are people with a lot more meat on them than you.
You clearly haven’t seen my endowments…
You´re deadly wrong. They already overthrown the government. Now they´re lurking in the dark. Waiting, planing the ultimate revenge, pulling their strings.
Year after year they sacrificing their retarded brothers and sister to cover up their masterplan.
Their determination will only be exceeded by their cruelty.
It will come…..The day of the gobbler
(come on they must be the retarded one´s, right?)
They are definitely the retarded ones.
There are definitely mentally handicapped turkeys out there…
Fear the stuffing. Fear it!
with all it’s rosemary-ness!
It is! It is! I have to show my friends this because no one believes me. :<
I wish we had Thanksgiving in the UK, you know, another excuse to stuff ourselves silly before Christmas. Come to think of it, I’ve never actually needed any excuse to stuff my self silly…..
In Canada for a year with mah partner and this is our first Thanksgiving. We’re doing roast beef, is that allowed?
No, not allowed.
Oh, well. We don’t have Thanksgiving here in Brazil…
Pretty lame, huh? Nor do we celebrate Halloween as North-americans do.
But evil mutant killer turkeys would be a big problem.
This is why we must continue to eat turkeys…to keep this from ever happening.
The best thing about the comment section is how well the avatars match up to the comments. Happy Canada Thanksgiving ARG!
That’s OK, because America is the one with real BEER.
Last time I checked, American beer has half the alcohol content of Canadian beer…
Thats not quite true. American beer measures its alcoholic content in weight, whereas Canadian beer uses metric liters for its percentage. They’re really about the same.
I was talking about taste.
*leaves the room*
*Walks to the grocery store*
*buys beer (local german brand)*
*buys beer (budwiser)*
*enters the room*
I slightly disagree with your taste.
No offence here.
S’ok I don’t buy it for taste anyway, I buy it cause it makes me feel funny. Who can taste it after half a keg anyway?
happy Columbus Day…
US started Thanksgiving before you Canadian posers.. so have it in November,, or don’t have it at all 😉
Hey, at least we don’t celebrate Columbus…