I AM ARG!

Discussion (25) ¬

1. 
   alecho

   June 17, 2011 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

   well said!!! Booooyah!!!
2. 
   thrudd

   June 18, 2011 at 11:47 pm | # | Reply

   Pretentious twat – they name is foodie – Knuckle sandwich served fresh and without preservatives ^_~
3. 
   Mickk

   July 6, 2011 at 2:44 am | # | Reply

   I completely understand that comic.
   I used to work with a guy whose favorite rant was that milk of all things is bad for you, because of where it comes from. His lunch almost always smelled like freshly turned dirt.
4. 
   MeZmYk

   July 6, 2011 at 12:49 pm | # | Reply

   Fact: All that organic hibbly jibbly is worse for you then processed, preserved food. Organic food is more likely to carry disease and other less then good virus/infections, because of the lack of preservatives and a processing system.

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     July 6, 2011 at 5:12 pm | # | Reply

     amen
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     Cirus

     June 4, 2013 at 6:52 am | # | Reply

     That’s what your immune system’s for, isn’t it?
5. 
   Brody Brailsford

   July 10, 2011 at 1:08 pm | # | Reply

   You are definitely my new best friend.
6. 
   Louis Campbell

   July 14, 2011 at 4:47 pm | # | Reply

   I would like to think that, even if someone agreed with his opinions there, he would still get punched in his f#@%ing face for calling the earth “Mother Gaiea”. Goddamn I hate that.
7. 
   Lin

   July 15, 2011 at 2:29 am | # | Reply

   Oh god my father in his oldish age is going that way and I love him but this describes what I want to do sometimes! You sir are awesome!
8. 
   TSED

   September 1, 2011 at 2:24 pm | # | Reply

   Just point out that the only reason he can subsist on a diet of raw food – which your body CANNOT properly digest – is because he lives in a first world nation where in technology and education have provided more food than our population could possibly consume.

   And that s/he, by eating a diet made entirely of raw foods, is actually enforcing stereotypes of ye aulde imperialism.

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     Otakon

     April 20, 2012 at 10:43 am | # | Reply

     Actually the body can process raw foods. It was designed to in the first place. Humanity was eating meat long before the use of fire after all. And sorry for the trollish post. I agree with the reaction and think that pretentious foodies should be burned with fire and their remains fed to ‘holier-than-thou’ vegans.
9. 
   Mike Crichton

   October 3, 2011 at 1:49 pm | # | Reply

   If it ever comes up again, ask the idiot raw-foodie why the fossil record shows human teeth and jaw size diminishing, right about the same time that evidence of fire use is found. Also, why EVERY known human society, even the tiny handful that didn’t use fire, still processed most of their food in some way.
10. 
    Danielle P

    October 16, 2011 at 8:01 pm | # | Reply

    If we only ate raw organics we’d have to all fish year round and store nuts like squirrels…and be immune to things like ecoli.
11. 
    Jf#300

    December 1, 2011 at 11:22 am | # | Reply

    Serve another tea bag to those guys. We all die so i have the right to eat what the fuck i want.

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      Shadowsamurai

      April 19, 2012 at 2:33 pm | # | Reply

      Fucking amen!
12. 
    PierreMan

    February 19, 2012 at 11:20 am | # | Reply

    … Organic farmers use non synthetic pesticides, shit a lot more dangerous what we eat.
    Maybe the illusion of super health comes from a few strategically placed brain tumors?
13. 
    Hilstad

    April 26, 2012 at 6:15 pm | # | Reply

    You know that guy? Yeah, that guy you just drew there…

    Yeah, I’m that guy.

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      Jinxed

      October 30, 2012 at 9:24 pm | # | Reply

      And I’m the fist.
14. 
    Macian

    June 12, 2012 at 11:46 am | # | Reply

    while organic food is much healthier (when it’s not diseased) than most foods, it’s still a major dick move to talk that way to someone in public. Sadly my parents do it to my friends…
15. 
    Glew

    July 16, 2012 at 4:08 pm | # | Reply

    The expression “Mother Gaia” would get a similarly passionate reaction out of me too.
16. 
    Brendan

    October 23, 2012 at 9:55 pm | # | Reply

    Ever since high school (my trolling heyday), whenever a vegan/vegetarian goes off on a spiel about how cruelly they treat the animals in the farms and slaughterhouses, I’d look deep into their eyes, alight with zeal despite the weakness of malnutrition, then softly and intimately tell them (as if to a lover) “I only eat things that I know have suffered. It makes them taste so much better!”

    The dropped jaws and suddenly cold, murderous stares are worth all the money in the world…

    • 
      Robbzilla

      January 19, 2015 at 11:16 am | # | Reply

      Sorry to come to the party late, but if you simply inform them that wheat threshers slaughter millions of small burrowing, scampering, and flying animals every year, and that their food is as laced in blood as yours, well… they won’t like you very much.
17. 
    Miles

    September 3, 2013 at 12:55 am | # | Reply

    I would really hope they could watch me consume raw meat, then, when the craving would hit. Naturally, that is not something that happens in a hamburger place, though.
    Also, I’m not a monster; sometimes my body just craves an influx of iron in the form of ram beef. I tend to go with it; lemon juice and salt are all the cooking it needs then.
18. 
    Gotham Knight

    September 14, 2013 at 12:41 am | # | Reply

    *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* Well done sir, well done.
19. 
    Gristle McNerd

    October 6, 2014 at 6:16 am | # | Reply

    Funny thing is, I was eating a burger while reading this… a rather tasty one, too 😀