Litmus Teston July 16, 2012 at 12:01 am
Posted In: Comic
Lynn and I have been apartment hunting lately. We’ve got a list what we’re looking for in a place to live.
- Air Conditioning
- On suite Laundry
- Dish washer
- Water slide
- Awesome Toilet
- a Helmet filled with cottage cheese
- Leg Lamp
Also the movie story line is still going… Movies take time…
I’m so happy that you used “that” as a link to trampoline 😀
I watched that video 7 times and every time it was funny.
Wait, what happened to your extra long dong? What happened to your dlong?! Is it in a pocket dimension for easy storage or something?
Poket dimension would be somewhat accurate.
Hung it over the rail didn’t ya?
I suspect that’s what his hands are busy with….
But Arg! What about our dashing hero Vas and his sidekick on their quest to find the Godseed? Will we not see it again?
You’ll be happy to know that most of it is written except for the very next part. Trying to figure out how to make some exposition dialogue funny.
2 bedroom. Ooo-la-laaaa. Looks like someone is doing well.
Lol, far from it… I can barely afford where I live now…
Make sure it comes with midgets dude, so you KNOW it’s magical.
Lynn doesn’t like little things.
I see what you did there! lol
See if they allow pets, so you can have some Dire Pomeranians (or a Dire Jack Russell Terrier, whatever floats your boat).
Also, you sure you want to live in a place like that? I mean, none of the neighbours seems to have passed a remark at your… presence.
I’d be worried if people were to welcome a guy like me.
Was it cold on the balony, ARG?
I mean like, argtic temperatures? Or your dude had some ninja training?
what people seem to not realise is… I’m erect…
Best of luck in your searches.
Thanks dude! I think we actually found an awesome place today.
Hope you both get it, then. Unless you do happen to snag the one with the waterslide…
Once you get naked in a place you’re legally required to buy it, right?
It’s a By-law in Toronto. also you can’t have onions within 30 meters of the queen…
A helmet filled with cottage cheese ON a Trammampoline! Now THAT would be awesome!!!
Indeed! There’s a method to my madness….
I own that exact leg lamp, the leg even glows as a nightlight if you happen to be afraid of the dark and enjoy softly glowing legs. 😀
If you can’t flap your flap-a-doodle out on the balcony then what’s the point of living?
Damn straight! 🙂
wait, there is something missing from that list,Where is the stripper pole? Lynn needs that, how else will she get her kicks out of that apartment,and, more importantly, humiliate Arg in a variety of ways?