I always wondered if people really thought that was what I was going to do… sheesh… next time I get asked… I’m doing this…
SO! Last friday I asked you guys to give me some Nerdy reasons for not banging another human. A couple of things were learned from this little experiment.
One, If we applied even half of the things that were suggested, none of us are getting laid, it’s still good though, it means we have standards.
Second, there’s a lot of doctor who fans who read “I am ARG”
Third, I need someone to proofread my comic when I have a fever. I spelled my name wrong.
So i’ll post some of my favourites.
- If they don’t play video games, don’t fuck ‘em. – Sammi
- If they think Zelda is the boy with the shield and sword, don’t fuck them -Nic
- If they think Kanye West’s ‘Stronger’ is the original… -the1truesushiboy
- If they don’t know who Buzz Aldrin is… – the1truesushiboy
- If they don’t have appreciation for other cultures, don’t fuck ‘em. – Sammi
- If they have a popped collar, super greased back hair, or a super fake tan, Do Not copulate with them. – Gabe
- If they believe those “End of the world” conspiracies, don’t fuck them. -Clyde
- If they don’t know the difference between drawing and inking DON’T FUCK ‘EM. – brumagem
- They think the original Star Wars movies need to keep being changed. – JimboRosenberg
- If the listen to Nickelback instead of Five Iron Frenzy and Anamanaguchi… – LrD
- if they don’t know who Carl Sagan is, don’t fuck them – @M_Cassar
- if they don’t know who Douglas Adams is, don’t fuck them – @ADaleOfDoom
That’s not all of my favourites, but I particularly enjoyed these ones. Another thing I’ve discovered is that we’ve all got passionate reasons to not be with somebody. That being said I think we should definitely give serious consideration to anybody who makes a concerted effort to meet any of our demands.
In AWESOME NEWS… ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT IS COMING BACK TO TV.
So I only do this once a month but I’d like to point out the Voting buttons on the side. Every month they reset and since we’ve stepped into October it’s a new month for I am ARG on these charts. They’ve been a great source of new readers. So if you feel like helping me out a simple 2 clicks on any of the vote buttons there.
That’s what all beer tastes like to me! Thanks for the pick me up, I’m going to need a ton of them this week – college midterms. *laugh / cry*
Your welcome. I’ll try and keep the funny coming. Goodluck with your midterms. Ace em for me!
I take it you are not invited to any more of her parties.
How would she tell?
I would make sure she knew… Lol…
Telling it to the bitch, the ARG! way.
You can’t get classier than that.
I’m a classhole for sure.
I’m almost positive, that she believes that Zelda is a guy in pixy clothing with a sword and shield.
Don’t fuck her, imho.
I won’t besides technically this conversation happened years ago. I haven’t seen her in ages…
Sometimes I take it as a personal challenge to fill every empty beer bottle in partys. But, I’m not the only one right?
BTW, I’m thinking in starting a Platinum Nuzlocke challenge. Should I do a comic out of it, considering I have zero drawing skills?
Go for it. The worst thing that can happen is you’ll have a comic about it.
Yeah, I really want to comment on your comic, but frankly, Arrested Development coming back is too good to think about anything else.
OK, I will say that, at a party at someone’s house, taking a beer into the bathroom, not so big a deal. But if it’s a restaurant or a sports stadium, not a good idea. Mainly because, if you set it down, someone ELSE might micturate in your alcohol.
Yeah I don’t blame you for wanting to gush over arrested development I ran out of the room happyier than ever.
I don’t understand why she would be bothered. You were just trying to give back!
I was doing my part for the environment by recycling my beer.
…and it’s 100% organic!
I’ve never heard of this for bottled drinks. I’ve heard of it for food. If you come out of the bathroom eating a sandwich, that’s kinda ew.
Yeah I can see that… That’s why I always wondered what the big deal was for drinks…
Yeah, I’m not sure why that’s be a big deal either. Luckily for me, I’ve never really been bothered about it. Glad you liked some of my suggestions.
(it is the nastiest beer)
they are worried when you take a beer to the bathroom?
man they should live in my place, beer is like a friend you always keep close to your heart… by absorbing it in your bloodstream
I’m sure Bear Gylls couldn’t tell the difference between that and water.
That’s both funny, and nasty! Also I wonder if anyone would notice the difference
*Jumps for joy* One of my reasons was listed first!
Also, sorry for lack of commenting/late comments on your webcomic, I’ve been busy lately…if that’s something to apologize for? o_o
I dunno, I feel obligated to >.>
There’s no need to apologize. I’m just happy you enjoy the comic. I update every weekday, it’s unfair of me to expect everybody to read and comment everyday. again just happy people are reading! so thanks for that!
Well it’s a good thing you DO take your beer into the bathroom or someone could spike your drink while you’re gone! Cuz, you know, people at parties are always trying to date-rape scruffy middle-ages webcomic artists.
I just wanted to pop in and leverage that “I demand participation!” thing as my excuse.
I’m not sure where I learned this, but it’s rather common to consider taking a beverage into a bathroom with you is considered inappropriate. I’m not sure why; most of the reasons I can think of amuse me more than skeeves me.