- If they don’t know the difference between Capt. Picard and Capt. Kirk, Don’t fuck them.
- If they don’t have the dvd boxset of Battlestar Galactica, Don’t fuck them!
- If they don’t care about who shot first, don’t fuck them.
- If they can’t recite Pi to even the 3rd digit, don’t fuck them.
- If they they don’t know the difference between a Phaser and a lightsaber, don’t fuck them.
- If they think a parsec is a measure of time, don’t fuck them.
We could go on all day like this… but I wanna hear yours. AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION MOTHER FUCKERS!!! Post your own in the comments or post it to to my twitter at @IamARG . Let’s hear your conditions for nerdom to warrant a good lay.
I’ll post my favourites and who they are attributed to on monday’s blog post..
And because my milkshake brings all the boys…