Substitution…on January 16, 2012 at 12:01 am
Last boxing day, My girlfriend and I went to a wal-mart looking for a copy of the newest zelda.
We couldn’t see any in the case, so she asked an employee if they had any.
“Oh, we’re out of em.”
The male employee looks at her for a couple of seconds and then asks “Do you like sports?”
The employee hands her a copy of Mario and Sonic at the Olympics…
Trying my hand at Star Wars The Old Republic. So far it’s okay… I’m liking the solo stuff and the one big instance I did was pretty cool. I’m playing sith side right now and liking it. I’ll try my hand at Republic at some point, but you know the rules. Work comes first. The only reason I picked it up was because so many people have reccomended the solo campaign of it.
Went to a party on saturday that required everybody to drink out of things that weren’t meant to be drank out of. No cups, glasses, mugs and such. I made a lego tower and drank out of it. success! Other than an over zealous pour it worked perfectly and kept it’s contents very UN-Leaked.
also this is hilarious if you’ve got an afternoon to kill.
strike one up for feminine vengeance!
It seems your girlfriend is pretty angry recently.
only in the comic and it’s justified anger.
Given the general sexism in Zelda now days with the whole underlining idea that women can’t accomplish anything of importance unless all men are incompetent, I really can’t see why she’s so mad.
I need to apologize.
she burns with passion.
Me thinks the Konami code gave her too much power. Not that it wasn’t warranted in this case, peoples pushin bad games shouldn’t fly, ever.
there should definitely be a no fly list for sexist bad game pushers.
Heh sandwich edition
When I worked at Toys R’ Us I would tell parents to buy Star Wars Bombad racing when we were out of the games their kids wanted for Christmas.
you horrible, horrible person.
Heh. Sammich Aran. That’s who’s actually in the latest Metroid game.
Also panel three freaks me the Fuck out!
lol, mission accomplished.
So the freckles work like the hat?
In the ARGiverse anything goes.
The legbone’s connected to the… er…
Also, I got to rant at a newbie GS employee for a rather offensive suggestive sale. my GF crew knows me quite well, since I live less than a block away from them and frequently get cravings for specific games.
When someone walks in wearing a shirt that reads “You are stuck in rock!”, one does not suggest them to newest shitty FPS. I enjoyed FPSs when they were about killing things, and since… idk… painkiller? maybe something since that, not sure… I can’t stand them, get them away. Oh, the wrath was awesome.
Not half as awesome as the applause from the people in the store (who stopped to watch the spectacle) as well as the store manager.
lol. I read that as Girlfriend Crew, I was like, damn, I need to get me a girlfriend crew.
I am polyamorous, at one time I had three friends in my group who were fun~
But that’s another tale for another time~
I turn 20 today, what did you get me?
I am fulfilled.
That is CLEARLY a DS box when she asked for a Wii game. He just ASSUMES that EVERY Wii owner also has a DS! I am offended at this gross generalization!
yep. that truly is the most offensive thing in this comic.
ya the old republic is pretty cool i play it alot (might be some compettion for wow)
and I WISH I COULD MAKE PEOPLE EXPLODE ON COMMAND!!!
I have both a DS and a WII, but I am not stupid enough to a) presume that other WII owners have DS and b) that GIRLS ONLY LIKE COOKING AND PONY GAMES!!!
You have no idea how many times I have to talk to parents about the age restrictions on games. One lady was picking up Fallout3: New Vegas for her kids console. I walked over and simply said, “you probably dont want this”, flipped the box over and pointed to the ERSB sticker. Many parents have a problem with the language, but not the violence and FO3NV really has that “colorful” language.
Ohmigod I HATE this! This happens to me ALL THE TIME! I hate it with the burning passion of a thousand suns inside another thousand suns because of some sort of sun…cancer…hate.
Damn…. Remind me NEVER to tick off your GF.
It’s not that the Mama games are necessarily bad, but it was terribly sexist of him to assume that was what she wanted, not to mention that Wii != DS. 😛
I learned how to do that to people after playing Call of Duty.